Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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So do we know where they are today. Maybe as it's raining they'll head to Wimbledon finally, because we all know they'd be little point in them going if people were going to be distracted by the tennis.

Jan Moir's mock agony aunt piece made me lol.

I look effortless. Like I've put in no effort :)

'Yesterday I told you about that foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who is dating a very famous female celebrity but also was until recently dating his male publicist. Well, it turns out that they may have been more than dating. They may have actually got married. That would make the celebrity a home wrecker. Ruh roh. Taylor Swift/Tom Hiddleston'

Is that from BG?

Noooo, I don't want a NuLu, I've only just discovered Lulu.
And I love him.

Ignore me, that's already been mentioned!

Not sure I believe it though.

It was from AGC Blind Items

Mitzy eventually the gossip all ingests itself.

They filch ours, we filch theirs, everyone goes round in circles until one day..... glitch in the space/time continuum and no one ever comes out of the rabbit hole again.

There were a lot of ch sounds in that sentence

The fragrant Lulu is also Emma Watsons publicist.

God I just fell down the BG rabbit hole for an hour! Shit I haven't done a thing today!

I think that's LuLu's hand holding the marker pen. They're doing that thing where the front person puts their arms behind their back and the rear person becomes their arms.

Too cute.

Having trouble posting so apols if this appears loads of times. Am loving LuLu but especially for those who were not on the other long running multiple threads in sleb twaddle: beware shipping on MN. It doesn't end well.

......wanders in......realises that this isn't a thread about crisps..... Walkers out again.

I think I'm done with the Hiddles and the Swift. They're so dreary and I'm sure they're in some way responsible for Brexit.

mitzy are you sure the EU's not to blame for hiddleswift?

Disclaimer: am not actually a friend of Farage

Hmmm, could be, could be. But TS has all the signs of a Donald Trump plant.

downright - where is that picture of ToTo from ? It looks like he's sitting on some shabby chic filing cabinets in his bedroom, dressed in a woman's top ?! And his head's almost on the ceiling.

Also you're right about using the same photos to show their troooo love as well as them cooling off.

Mitzy - I thought a Donald Trump plant was that strange yellow thing growing out the top of his head ?!

You think that was his hairpiece, that was actually a Taylor Swift petri dish!

Aaaaagh, what a horrible thought !

Just saw Sir Cliff of Richardness in the crowd at Wimbo. No sign of you-know-who, then again couldn't see anybody I recognised.

How fucked off must Cliff be now that it has a roof and he can't sing.

I'd never thought of that ! That's definitely a vote in the roof's favour.

dusty that's a tumblr special....

They've been a good couple of days in Rome now. Where will they be when we wake up tomorrow? Ooh it's like Christmas!

I'm guessing..... Greek island. ToTo in budgie smugglers and gray suede shoes, TayTay in white pussy pelmet, NuLu in candy striped short sleeves.

Hold the front Page ! Jude Law and his girlfriend Phillipa are also in Rome. Loads of pics in the Daily Fail. Now, they look proper happy.

No way will TayTo share the limelight with these two. I bet TayForce 1 has already taken off for their next destination of lurrrvve.

I'm not going to think of ToTo in budgie smugglers and proper shoes. I haven't had my tea yet and he's got such thin legs.