Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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OMG you guys they're SO IN LOVE.
AND SO HAPPY.

But who'd have thought that there are so many photos that the DM SBOS didnt buy?

www.instagram.com/hiddleswifties/

There are some corkers there. So ott. It is as if they are filming a music video - kind of like the jlo/affleck one

Don't know why she took a camera and the paps along either. She doesn't seem to know how to use the camera either.

Excellent find Zebra.
So, where is Lulu while these shenanigans are going on?

Maybe Lulu is looking elsewhere and Toto is trying to make HIM jealous?

Maybe Lulu is "visiting" George.

Ooh now that would be nice.
Or maybe he's gone to PR Amal and tk teach her how to stand like a grownup?

I REALLY want to know where the TayTo Summer of Love Global Magical Mystery Tour is off to next. A very brief Google did not help

I really want the next one to be a bit left-field and for it to be... Maastricht or Tashkent. Not Paris or Madrid.

Or Wimbo. That'd still be fine. Imagine the dressings up?

How convenient that where they're throwing caution to the wind, heads back in delirium, smoooooching, they're on some sort of walkway, in full view. It does literally look like acting.

Top drawer detective work Zebra.

I guess the question is whether the Lear Jet of love is gradually making it's way to Oz, for some Loki pokey, or is it randomly jumping around European hot spots.

I'm hoping for the random approach so that they can double back to SW19. It's just the perfect setting in the Royal Box for them.

I'm coming to the conclusion that they like each other (what's not to like?) but they also know it's not The One. It doesn't hurt however for her to repair her car crash reputation when it comes to men, and for him to raise his profile from about Mount Snowdon to Everest.

It's a win win. Have fun in the sun with a gorgeous other, the publicity is priceless, and hey, they might even end up really liking each other.

zebra it can't be Maastricht, that has too many connotations with the 'R' word at the minute and real life must not invade this thread.

I think the new bond film is going to be solely available on Instagram in little video chunks. Toto is bond and TayTay is a Bond girl, so we're actually watching filming right now. He is taking her hand and hopping round the world, like they do in the films. It's postmodern, or something.

Morning TayTo fans. i hope RL is not intruding too much as this thread should never die - it's brought too much pleasure to the masses. Will no-one think of the children lurkers?

I see in yesterday's shots the grey suede has moved to TayTay's sandals and ToTo's in some godawful smelly muted tone sockless boating shoe. Also noticed that even the SBoS has now moved to a slightly more jovial and less deferential tone, and most spectacularly Calvin is publicly wondered why TayTay never met MummaCalvin. Love it.

TH looks a lot like Roland Rat. I really don't get the love. His eyes are far too close together and he seems very up himself.

I think you're on to something there Waitrose Trolley This could all be his audition piece. A bit like when you get an interview for a low level job in a supermarket or call centre then find out it takes all day. And you are forced to debase yourself through a series of Early Years tasks to prove what a Team Playa you are. I hope the agent doesn't call to say that he was technically successful but there is now a recruitment freeze so can't actually offer an actual job

I ended up reading some To-To quotes in the Indian Times, one was wanting a girlfriend like his mum (because she is kind and intelligent which is apparently rare), and another saying he could tell when someone was only interested in his fame and it was all "smoke and mirrors". I rounded my reading off with the lulu for bond 2016 twitter? and had mild hysterics over the photos.

There's got to be something in Lulu's sudden and complete disappearance from Toto's life. Has Taytay bumped him off? Has he taken his ball(s) and gone to play elsewhere?

Is he sobbing into his Suffolk pillow after having been jilted?

The world deserves to know.

Morning all. Great photos taken by Calvin on his private yacht. So private we now know where he is, who he's with, what he's doing. Apparently he's surrounded by beauties. I think the sleb definition of private is very different to ours.

Back to work now. Will be v v disappointed not to return to more pics and goss. I am a social media and pc numpty, so Zebra, I am relying on you and others to dig deep into the pit of dross.

Right, flaunting and toting here I come.

Is this New Luke? NuLu?

I am so disappointed - I went to read the DM Sidebar over lunch and I've scrolled so far down the news is no longer Brexit and still no Tayto

Whatever's coming this afternoon had better be good.

A good publicist would be monitoring Internet chat on his client surely?

If so, hello Luke! I hope you have a lovely boyfriend who is proud to be seen out with you.

Nuluke looks more like a bodyguard

I really need to stop this and do some work...

What do bodyguards actually do? Are they armed?

He's going to ruin that plaid shirt if he has to take a bullet for TayTo in it.

Taking a bullet for the president.... okayyyy, I mean, I wouldn't but I can sort of see why someone might think it was important enough that they would.

But taking a bullet for Tayto? A waste of a life. If I was NuLuke's mum I'd be furious.

www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-spotted-8302640

Ooft...the gloss is off already! They're looking glum! Calvin says it's laughable. He's not wrong...

But but but on the SAME DAY in the SAME NEWSPAPER with the SAME PHOTOS is this story

Calvin Harris was on a yatch filming a new music video. The photos are from his snapchat which he's using to create some hype. It's all to do with work and nothing to do with his private life.

Maybe LuLu is ashamed that he's sold out and refuses to do the publicity stuff now.

I like how TayTay is described as 'looking effortless'. Not effortlessly stylish or effortlessly beautiful, just effortless.