Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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Just seen the new tayto pics on dm

Her clothes look cheap.

He continues to dress like my dad.

They clearly spent all their money on the helicopter

32??! Blimey. He really hasn't had a hard paper round. There's a portrait of Luke in a loft somewhere. 32?

Lulu and ToTo have more chemistry than him and TayTay.

Lulu ❤️😄

I think toto's big love affair is with his mirror tbh

This is my fave picture from the new set. It's just crying out for a caption competition.

Also love that one of the DM's captions reads: the duo seemed to be acting like nobody was watching.

Sure they were. DM, sure they were. ToTo now seems to be showcasing some grey pumps while toting his glasses case around.

Luke Windsor. You can find him on Twitter, no surprises as to who his wallpaper pic is of...there was a photo of him on the Hiddlestoners page, gazing through a gap in some black curtains at ToTo, and the look on his face was just sheer devotion....I can't even copy it for you cos I've chucked ToTo and gone back to Joe Manganiello, lol, the current shameless publicity tarting has completely ruined him for me!

Is that a sunglasses case in ToTo's pocket, or is he just pleased to see the Paparazzo?

He's thinking of LuLu, all hot in the Italin sun

*Italian

The blinds on Taylor & Calvin were many and varied and now seem to be totally contradicting themselves. They used to be just referring to the fakeness with hints that he took drugs, slept with groupies or escorts. Then when he has his accident recently, the blind was that she would end things very quickly before something came out and I think that was repeated on BG and CDAN. And that seemed to come true.

They now seem to have forgotten all that and are sticking to the PR to a degree anyway, talking about the cheating and hurting. Like they've forgotten all the earlier ones!

Oooh, lovely, lovely updates, more info, more goss, my sleb cup runneth over.

I think my favourite piece of journo speak about TayTo's wandering around Rome was where it said she "tackled the cobbles" in high heels. See, we just don't understand what it is to be such a super sleb. You can't just walk down a slightly uneven street in inappropriate shoes. No, this is hard work, a proper job, and she did so well.

And the lovely Luke. Not my type but clearly ToTos. It's so hard to put your finger on why the TayTo relationship looks so off. But then you see Luke/Lulu and ToTo gazing at each other, and THAT's what you realise is missing.

Whyisthe : can I suggest a caption for your picture ?

ToTo - "I'm pretty sure the pap from the Daily Mail has gone, can we stop holding hands now ?"

According to cdan ToTo and LuLu were, in fact, married, making TayTay a homewrecker as well...the plot moistens... does anybody actually believe all this bollocks BTW?

What exactly are they trying to achieve with this sham of a relationship? In 2016, I can't believe bearding is that much of a thing anymore, and I'm pretty sure TayTay's fans would be loyal if she came out as gay. ToTo might find it more difficult in that he's an actor and it may affect the type of work he gets offered, if he admits to being in a relationship with Luke. But what an expensive and time-consuming project this is!!

I am still holding out for Prince Harry and Tay to get together, and have a clutch of ginger Tarrytots. So cute!! Princess Taylor has a lovely ring to it.

Married !! Oh please let that be true. Surely too much of a risk, too traceable ?

I think it is 99% bollocks, about all these slebs, but occasionally very diverting and hilarious.

Slowjinn _ loving ginger Tarrytots. Sounds like a biscuit as well.

"Mummy, could you pass TayTay a ginger Tarrytot, you know, the ones you made at the wi last week ?"

Well Princess Taylor sounds no less suitable tacky than Princess Chelsea or Princess Cressida..... so yeah, I reckon Harry should go for it.

What lovely Tall children they would make!

Plus, she could support the entire monarchy financially...

She would have to write other stuff apart from break-up songs, unless Harry has affairs and she threatens divorce once in a while.

Thanks for the Shakespeare recommendations Waitrose Trolley & Kimmy. Dancing Daniel Mays was superb. I can't work out who MN's most loved Sleb is, clue please.

Just loving Lulu, it makes me want to shout! (Too obvious, sorry). I'm not on Twitter, maybe it's time I joined?

The side-eye between Tay-Tay and KM would be glorious and you just know KM would be playing Beyoncé's Bow Down track to Tay-Tay at 3am. But I cannot really see Tay-Tay taking orders from the faaaamily too well.

Oh Tarry.
Now there's one sexy beard I could get behind.

Oh no, that wasn't gossip, I genuinely forgot his name and he played the prime minister. Anthony Head. That's the one. He is lovely by all accounts. Noone had a bad word to say about him.

I also noted the DM referred to hand holding as "interlaced fingers". Come on DM surely they were "meshing their metacarpals"

^Caption comp:

Men in black 4: the suede invasion

There were four of us in this marriage.

Filming in Rome on the set of new superhero movie Catalogue Man *

*Glasses tucked into shirt. What's next? A bumbag and jumper tied loosely over his shoulders?

But I really really want to see Tarrytot in a Carrycot.