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The Anti Celebrity Bus is now boarding....

363 replies

PaintedDrivesAndPolishedGrass · 12/06/2016 22:05

Form an orderly queue please with the celebrity/celebrities you cannot abide and lets ship them off to the far side of fuck. I've popped Lulu, Michael Ball and Chris Evans on already. Whose next?

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calamityjam · 13/06/2016 21:12

Can I vote for Graeme fake as fuck psychologist Stanier please? He can absolve all the slebs of their evil sins before they fuck off to the far side.

paddypants13 · 13/06/2016 21:12

Tennant stays on Enid!
Wink

Cumberbatch can go on too though!

Watch it, Stephen Fry's oozing out under the door!

CakeNinja · 13/06/2016 21:12

Presuming Tom fletcher and his wife are already near the front with sick bowls?

Chippednailvarnishing · 13/06/2016 21:17

Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet.

FuckOffDavid · 13/06/2016 21:31

How could I forget, strap Justin bloody Fletcher to the roof or summat. Take the fucking spotty bag too.

TSSDNCOP · 13/06/2016 21:35

Strap Bono on the bonnet and ram the bus in front please.

EnidButton · 13/06/2016 21:51

I read that as 'strap on bono' Confused and no-one wants that.

TSSDNCOP · 13/06/2016 21:52

Good god no Enid. Horrid little twerp.

EnidButton · 13/06/2016 21:54

It's all I can see now. Sad

Hiddenaspie1973 · 13/06/2016 21:54

Vicky pattinson- she's just at the diy counter getting her plaster trowel led on with a spade. Won't be long, she wants to sit next to Kerry or Katie price. Alternatively, she is willing to sit on any catatonic male to feel a rising star.

paddypants13 · 13/06/2016 21:55

TSSDNCOP hearing Bono described as a horrible little twerp has really cheered me up!

BirthdayBetty · 13/06/2016 21:59

Don't let the bus leave without Gordon Ramsey!

EnidButton · 13/06/2016 22:00

No idea who Vicky Pattinson is but a quick Google shows she won't need much luggage space.

BusyLizzie12 · 13/06/2016 22:04

Please can the bus to a detour to the Big Brother house and collect the rancid Marco Pierre White Jr.

cosmicglittergirl · 13/06/2016 22:07

Is there room for Tim Lovejoy?

Hiddenaspie1973 · 13/06/2016 22:13

Don't forget jezza Kyle Smile

Tessticklesyourfancy · 13/06/2016 22:16

Tom Cruise has just put his hand out, please stop for him.

Chippednailvarnishing · 13/06/2016 22:16

After the big brother house, the second stop is Balamory.
Then Teletubbies land.

JeremyHunt · 13/06/2016 22:17

Good! Almost ready to go, who shall we get to drive? And who can be the tour guide?

BusyLizzie12 · 13/06/2016 22:20

Chris Evans can drive

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PaintedDrivesAndPolishedGrass · 13/06/2016 22:20

Claire Balding is driving, it's an express to the far side of fuck not a jolly so there's no guide

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PaintedDrivesAndPolishedGrass · 13/06/2016 22:22

Chris Evans is spit roasting Lulu with Michael Ball... Keep up ladies

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BusyLizzie12 · 13/06/2016 22:23

I agree no tour guide, but there should be non-stop ''entertainment'' from Claire Sweeney and Jane McDonald ''singing'' and Eddie Izzard doing ''comedy''

Notsurewhyimhere · 13/06/2016 22:24

Peter Andre
Sharon Osborne
Kym marsh
Kim Kardashian
Miley Cyrus
Jeremy Kyle

Chippednailvarnishing · 13/06/2016 22:27

Stevie "8 kids by 8 different women" wonder can drive with Mark Thatcher navigating.

I think Sinitta can run after the bus, the same way she runs after Simon Powell, desperate for a old scraps heading her way.