The Anti Celebrity Bus is now boarding....

[PaintedDrivesAndPolishedGrass]

Form an orderly queue please with the celebrity/celebrities you cannot abide and lets ship them off to the far side of fuck. I've popped Lulu, Michael Ball and Chris Evans on already. Whose next?

I bet that beret smells of old mothballs.

Oh thank god, was going to have to catapult false trilling Lorraine Kelly in through the window but someone already bought her a ticket. Phew, I owe you one

Stephen fry will surely need his own bus, all that intelligence and fake modesty won't fit in the other one.

May as well throw Matthew Wright under in aswell.

Has Martine McCutcheon got on yet?

Nicole Shitsinger best get on as well. Make sure the bus doesn't emergency stop or she'll get yogurt smashed in her brain on her nose.

Am I the only person who would like this moved to Sleb Twaddle so its around forever ?

i have another 3 Claire Baldings to go on, she is everywhere and on everything so must be cloned. They are all going on just to make sure we get the real one😆

The bloke who plays Jon Snow would also be on the bus, he could sit next to Bono and Stephen Fry.

I'd like Sting to be responsible for maintenance of The Bus Loo.

Hang on! Ant and Dec! Don't bloody think so!

Using Joey there's no way anyone can be that thick Essex as a human shield to shove everyone out of the way and rescue Ant and Dec. Joey wants to stay on now as he thinks the far side of fuck sounds like a creepy sick Reem place.

I'm defending Martine McCutcheon for speaking about her ME. We need all the publicity we can get and she was good at describing it. I can replace her with that one off Coronation Street who's married to Steve. Similar hair so you'll never know.

How could I forget?

David Tennant needs to squeeze in somewhere.

I'll never forgive him for being terrible in Harry Potter. That and he's such a bloody irritating twat!

Snap! Was just about to say Kym Marsh absolutely needs to be on that bus!

I've spent 75 seconds in a lift with Joey.

He hid his legendary intellect extraordinarily well.

at David Tennant! Surely not?

Although I did see an interview he did when he'd first become the new Doctor and he was pure performing arts student and they are beyond irritating.

If a celeb has been placed on the bus they cannot be rescued or replaced by another....please accept that once they are on they are doomed.

Bodily removes the lovely Tennant. Are you mad, paddy?!
His place can be taken by Cumberbatch.

Yes, Enid. I'm afraid David has a one way ticket to the far side of fuck and there he shall stay!

I'm being greedy now but Sean "I'm campaigning for Scottish independence whilst living in a tax haven" Connery needs to be on there too. Tosser.

I'll sacrifice Cumberbatch for Tennant.

I second moving the thread!

Right then before anyone mentions him I'm kidnapping hiding Matt Smith in a secret underground location.

Can I pop Nicholas Cage and Paul McCartney in somewhere? I'll spring for a trailer. Or at least a couple of lengths of rope to tie them to the bumper.

There's a woman called Naomi on CBBC who whines her way through a nature programme.

I'd like her to be on loo duty with Sting.

Gloria Hunniford - just find her very insincere (probably just me)
Julie Etchingham - just gets on my wick for no real reason
Nicky Campbell - deffo a bit too full of his own importance for my liking
Mark Wright - no explanation needed
Tom Bradbury - is their a more smug human being

Disappointed about Michael Ball - seen him in the west end and he is really rather good

Budge up everyone, Johnny Depp and his stupid accent are getting on

What about his teeth!!

Whoah, hold the bus, HOLD THE FUCKING BUS! James Martin has made his way down from Yorkshire just to get on. He won't be a minute, he's just outside finishing his butter and he'll slide right in.
Thanks guys.