"Oh, testify! First Great Western man,
what did you think I would do, numbly accept your rudeness, which you delivered so happily and so openly? Swallow it down and crawl like a nobody back to my nobody hole, having been put down by you? "
This is my favourite bit :) It's the combination of the over long sentence, the odd formatting, and the sheer pretentiousness.
Oh, testify! Bidisha,
you were pissed when you wrote this weren't you?