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I know it is shallow but Oscar is FIIIIIIIIIT...

725 replies

WilfSell · 08/09/2012 22:38

Yes, I know it's been said many times and it is totally ignoring his massive achievements and objectifying his deeply sexy shoulders and winning smile but jeez, what am I going to do for Saturday night fantasies from now on?

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OscarPistoriusGirlfriend · 04/10/2012 14:56

And here I am stuck in uni all day an missing Oscar in the fairways. (Is that the right word?)

RedBlanket · 04/10/2012 15:32

golf jumper hell

GreatGretzky · 04/10/2012 16:22

Looks like he nicked it from my Dad's wardrobe! Grin

Peachesplusone · 04/10/2012 16:46

And what's happened to his face? I don't understand how wearing a crap jumper can make someone's FACE less attractive?

GreatGretzky · 04/10/2012 17:03

He doesn't look right without the stubble. His face is naked!

GothAnneGeddes · 04/10/2012 17:16

He just looks absolutely freezing.

I think he got given the golf stuff by a sponsor, so not sure how much say he had in it. Poor bloke.

OscarPistoriusGirlfriend · 04/10/2012 19:24

Poor Oscar, he needs rescuing. Grin

RedBlanket · 04/10/2012 19:31

Golf clothes don't Suit anyone.

keep the faith ladies

Meglet · 04/10/2012 19:55
Grin
GothAnneGeddes · 04/10/2012 20:08

That leaves very little to the imagination Grin

TheSmallClanger · 04/10/2012 20:14

And what's happened to his face? I don't understand how wearing a crap jumper can make someone's FACE less attractive?

The poor love looks terribly weather-beaten. We can't see the runny eyes or the snot problem, but I bet they're there.
He can carry off being out of breath and tired and drowning in sweat, but being cold and wearing crap knitwear is beyond the pale. I think it's because he's from a hot country. Red isn't his colour, either.

OscarPistoriusGirlfriend · 04/10/2012 20:14

oh.........................................................................................

AmIthatbad · 04/10/2012 20:18
Grin

I don't mind the crap clothes - not when they're topped off with this smile

TheSmallClanger · 04/10/2012 20:22

I don't think he suits hats very well.

He is experiencing a big fashion fail and as such, should come indoors and take his clothes off immediately.Grin

RedBlanket · 04/10/2012 20:35

Clanger - you've hit the nail on the head there, his head is telling his body it's summer.

My heating has been accidentally on all day so it's boiling here. He's welcome to acclimatise here in his running gear.

GreatGretzky · 04/10/2012 21:43

Red those are two of my favourite pictures. Return of the silver pants! Grin

TheSmallClanger · 04/10/2012 22:19

I think AmI should capture him at the weekend and subject him to a Snog Marry Avoid style make-under. My creative juices are thinking up what POD would say to him right now as we speak.

AmIthatbad · 04/10/2012 22:46

Ok, the jumper is pretty awful

....but look at the study in concentration

He's adorable. And has lovely hands

TheSmallClanger · 04/10/2012 23:01

I know I'm coming across as harsh, but it really isn't personal - he is adorable.

I'm just marvelling in the capacity that golfing has for making men unattractive. Oscar has worn some of the world's most unforgiving garments - I'm thinking lycra unitards and snot-green vests - and still looked beautiful. Stick him on a Scottish hillside in some sort of golf outfit - his pecs turn into man boobs and that impossibly pert bum just looks big.

Meglet · 04/10/2012 23:10

I want half nekkid summertime, running Oscar back .

Golf is going into the 2016 Olympics isn't it. Pah. The only thing that is cool about golf is that my Uncle has a motorised golf caddy, it has a life of it's own. The DC's think it's hilarious when it whirrs across his garden by itself.

AmIthatbad · 04/10/2012 23:15
Grin

yes, golf clothes are pretty hideous at the best of times. Did you see the awful jackets the Rider Cup players were wearing.

Now, what we should have seen Oscar in is a kilt, with rolled down socks and walking boots, topped off with a nice tight t-shirt. And a cool scarf to keep the sea air off his lovely neck.

Now that would look heaps better

GothAnneGeddes · 04/10/2012 23:16

Here is Oscar being a different kind of clothes horse: t.co/okJ5QcCx

But nothing will ever beat the silver pants. Ever.

GothAnneGeddes · 04/10/2012 23:16

t.co/okJ5QcCx working link

GreatGretzky · 04/10/2012 23:35

How does he make putting on sunglasses look so good?

Am Grin imagining him in a kilt. I think he could pull it off!

AmIthatbad · 04/10/2012 23:37

Bloody hell GothAnne, that's a new one for me. Lovely. When it got to the end and said "Play again", I just had to oblige, over and over.

Best bit is near the end when he puts his shades on and smiles.