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LadyDamerel · 29/11/2011 22:41

Sigmund is available for appointments.

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SuperXmassiveLBD · 09/12/2011 14:10

(although it wasn't rood)

What a waste, if ever there was one...

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 09/12/2011 15:28

Alas, Harry, the fact that dear Jasper may - like most of the young men of the ton - have spent three years brooding in Oxford with a copy of the Ars Amatoria in his hand does not prove that he is an Intellectual.

Sadly, my ukulele career has stalled because of my inability to get my sausage like dextrous fingers into the requisite shape for some of the trickier chords. Hence I am confining myself to singing harmonies while Mr Thornton plays the euphonium.

IWantSantasNewToyInMyStocking · 09/12/2011 15:40

Well my lovely Lucas was a polymath. Was.

Science and nature was always my best subject too Maud but I suspect it's because those were the easy questions that anyone can answer. Literature was my weak point. And sport.

DumSpiroSperHoHoHo · 09/12/2011 16:04

I also had a dReAm last night. It was very brief and extremely weird but the Man was in it and there was a kiss involved (although sadly I wasn't).

Have had a lovely lunch with two close friends who I only usually see with kids in tow, and looking forward to an evening of partying and wrapping, although feeling slightly lurgish again at the moment,

What time are we convening later?

SuperXmassiveLBD · 09/12/2011 16:32

Now this is a vital piece of news for you. I've just had notice of this little competition, in my inbox. Wink But be very quick, entries close at 5 pm.

I just know every single Academy member will just have to enter. And may the best woman win! Xmas Grin

IWantSantasNewToyInMyStocking · 09/12/2011 16:55

I can't click on the links for some reason Massive. Sad

SuperXmassiveLBD · 09/12/2011 17:11

Still works for me, Toy. Sorry I can't help further. . It's "Win a bottle of champers at Claridges" , anyway, and in order to enter you have to say who you'd like to share it with, and why.

Now that is a difficult question Xmas Confused

IWantSantasNewToyInMyStocking · 09/12/2011 17:13

I can see what the page is but it won't let me click on the 'enter here' bit and I am not on Twitter so can't go through there. Oh well. Thanks for the thought anyway Massive Xmas Smile)

VictorianChristmasVamp · 09/12/2011 17:15

Don't have time to catch up at mo. just need Spiro to send me some writing vibes as I seem to have offered to write and read MIL's eulogy!Shock

But listening to the celebrant who was very nice reading what she was writing just sounded so impersonal and not her that I just heard myself offer!

So any writing thoughts and inspiration greatly needed!!Smile

SuperXmassiveLBD · 09/12/2011 17:21

Think what is making you miss her, Vamps perhaps, and write that down? With the odd tiny eccentricity, that was uniquely hers, so it doesn't get too sickly sweet?

Harry would have some good ideas, I am sure, as well as Spiro.

DumSpiroSperHoHoHo · 09/12/2011 17:33

I think Massive is spot on tbh. I'd suggest you think of the different roles she had in everyone's lives and what she meant to them as a wife, mother (in-law), grandparent, daughter, friend etc.

The odd eccentricity or slightly humorous story can go down well, but bear in mind what you will be able to cope with on the day as well as what everyone else wants/expects to hear.

I'm sure you'll do a great job.

DumSpiroSperHoHoHo · 09/12/2011 18:31

Sexiest Britain Poll

Time to get our voting fingers out ladies!

VictorianChristmasVamp · 09/12/2011 19:29

Thanks girls!!

hope the party goes well - don't think I'll be able to pop in too much, but have a drink or 3 for me!! Already two G&T's down here though!! Going to be an alcoholic weekend I think!! [hic]

Have fun!
Smile

IWantSantasNewToyInMyStocking · 09/12/2011 19:45

I can't see where to vote Spiro Xmas Confused but lots of rather handsome fellows on there.

IWantSantasNewToyInMyStocking · 09/12/2011 20:19

Spiro, what time does the entertainment start?

SuperXmassiveLBD · 09/12/2011 20:26

Can you budge up a bit, SNT? i'm waiting for the cabaret, too.

IWantSantasNewToyInMyStocking · 09/12/2011 20:41
SuperXmassiveLBD · 09/12/2011 20:48
to kick-start the proceedings.

Cheers, ladiez Wine

DumSpiroSperHoHoHo · 09/12/2011 20:54

Evening Ladies?

What entertainment did you have in mind exactly? Hmm Wink

I am only fit for a pyjama party as I definitely have early-onset lurge. Feeling a bit tired and emotional (albeit better than earlier) & throaty and slightly achy.

Have managed not to take anything so far, but have made myself very cosy and am drinking lots of very cold OJ and lemonade (although have hot whisky toddy if I need to bring out the big guns later)!

IWantSantasNewToyInMyStocking · 09/12/2011 20:56

Lovely bid Massive but shame it's not the Full Monty! Xmas Grin

Anyone watching Desperate Scousewives?

IWantSantasNewToyInMyStocking · 09/12/2011 21:01

Oh Spiro poor you, hope you can fend it off before it gets stuck in.

I am waiting for Santa's gifts to start arriving at our Xmas party Xmas Grin

SuperXmassiveLBD · 09/12/2011 21:02

How about the Half Monty?

Sorry you're feeling bad, Spiro. Sad I am not too good myself tbh, must be sickening for some lurgy again, i think.

VictorianChristmasVamp · 09/12/2011 21:11

Evening all!! Sorry if I added to your emotional state! Thanks for your comments! I'll Pm you back when I can! Do you think I should try my hand at fanfic eulogies then?!Grin

How's the party going? Any PC left? Won't be able to see videos subtly do any pictures greatly received!!Grin

VictorianChristmasVamp · 09/12/2011 21:12

Sorry that first paragraph is to Spiro!! Trying to type inconspicuously under the table!!

IWantSantasNewToyInMyStocking · 09/12/2011 21:21

Evening Vamps

Massive that's a bit more like it Wink