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First things first. If you weren't a mere child, LadyD, you would know that . If, though, you want to listen to girlie bands, you can choose between and .
::Dances round handbag in arthritic fashion::
Twiggy - I don't know what the others are fussing about. Tell your SIL that not only does she need to get that baby into a routine Right Now, she must also start on the flashcards and Suzuki violin, or the poor mite will have no chance of getting into a super-selective nursery, let alone a Russell Group university.