The John Thornton School of Reflexology at the University of Milton North

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The Principal

Get well soon Maud!

Morning all. Was awake, stressing about stuff, until about 2am, had an hour's sleep and then woke up by MissTwigs throwing up again and now I've caught it too It's not even 5am and we are already halfway through a film! Sorry, I feel like all I've done is moan this week (especially as LadyD's had a properly horrible week).

On the plus side, I should at least lose a few pounds :)

I tell you, if DrT doesn't have the afternoon off to rescue me there will be WORDS.

Gizzy bludgeons you over the hed with it.

Blimey - that's a technique I haven't come across before - one for the next fanfic perhaps?

Well, still snuffling here although Beechams seems to be kicking in a bit and did manage 12 hours sleep last night thanks to Mr S doing the morning shift and now taking Miss S out shopping.

Time to get my Gizzy on methinks!

Aw twigs. Not you too!. Hope you don't feel too awful and that dr T rack wigs gets home this afternoon. Hope you not too stressed by real life. As menace said let me know if there's anything we can do at all.

Lady D I shall look forward to looking at your somnia treatments later! I do agree about your assessment of mr t over gizzy and lucas!

Maud - trampolining inside with a sore toe with mr t. I'm sure trampolines weren't around back then?!

Small hope work's ok today

Maid enjoy your day off!

Must dash - getting rather car sick!!

X post Spiro - glad you slept well
Have gizzy day!

He is coming home this afternoon and I have to go to A & E. I'm so scared :( Can't deal with any more panic at the moment, I feel like I am going to collapse from fear. I'm sure I will get there and they'll say "oh, it's fine" but until then I'm going to be a Drama Queen.

He's not getting home til 1pm though, so ages to wait...

Why a&e? What's up? Not just d&v then?

It's a bit icky, Vampy - won't say in case people are eating! Just something about when I was being sick that I looked up on NHS website and it said "go straight to A&E".

Hope it ok. Should be as kids have had virus too and I assume not this extra addition? vampy hopes twigs won't see through her bad attempt to calm her for next 2 hours

::Peeps out momentarily from behind the door of the boo-dwarr::

That was utterly delicious, LadyD.

Twiggy - My recent experience of A&E is that is far less scary than I'd imagined. If you have alarming symptoms you must get Dr Twigs out of his common room and back home asap so that you can go.

I knew Spiro would be the one to pick up on Massive's double entendre remark about Gizzy and his bludgeoning technique.

I may be locked in here for a few days, ladies, so I'll see you anon.

::Swoons back onto big feather mattress::

Certainly twigs if you have more symptoms you must go in straight away!

Maud - I missed the bludgeoning comment - now i'll have to traipse back trough the academy looking for it while perusing at lady DD's videos again

What you girls done to me?! Out shopping with the colonel and just saw a Lucas-type coat and in fact whole outfit and my heart skipped a beat!!

Colonel just said he's already got a cost! I couldn't very well go but you haven't got one like Lucas that!

I bloody love Wikipedia!

That is all .

Hope all goes well at the hospital Twigs.

If anyone needs distRActing from tummy bugs, sore toe's, de-cluttering, heavy workloads (or just fancies a bit of naughty on a Thursday afternoon ), JP awaits you with Chapter 6 on WP!

Back from A&E - all fine and nothing to worry about :) Except OOOOWWWWW my tummy hurts. Need Dr Track to kiss it better (Vampy, I did laugh at your crossed out rack when you mentioned Dr T!)

Poor MissT still really quite ill and feels very short-changed to have her holiday wasted but have said I will make it up to her, poor bunny.

Need to go and sleep now but look fwd to catching up with Sgt. Porter later.

Glad all's well. Hope you and Miss Twigs are both feeling better later.

Just watched S2 ep 9 of RH, when Vaisey goes missing, and Gizzy does that ride out on his horse before turning round and telling Marion that he'd rather stay and die at her side in Nottingham.

Every time I watch an episode she gets madder and madder!

Twigs, hope you're OK??

Hello everyone else, just a quick in and out as it were, now I'm off to read about JP.

Well, blimey Spiro!

And thank you for the hand porn, Lady D (none of those confessions were mine before you all start!) but they didn't have my masterful atop horse hand down one - how could they miss that ??

Twigs hope Miss T is also feeling better soon.

Took your mind off work for a bit then, Small?!

Maybe for a moment

Only a moment? Must try harder next time!

Speaking of blood pressure tablets - I have just reached the point of an ever-so-slightly beardy Gizzy arriving in the Holy Land...

...and have had to turn off to cook the dinner.

I can't see this going well!

Hello ladies. Glad you ok (ish) twigs. I was quite pleased with my dr track/twigs swap!! Dont often come up with wittisms on this thread

Is it earlsy to send me a pm with link to Jo story Spiro. Haven't had chance to read last chapter either yet. Never on puter on my own!! Will try later on my phone even if I have to creep away and hide under my bed!!