::Staggers in::
::Whispers to Academicians:: Toe much improved, thank you whoever asked, although still a bit achey and puffy.
::In Mr Thornton's hearing:: Oh, ahh, my poor toe. The doctor insists that it should be rubbed hourly with peppermint foot balm. Could you assist me, my dear?
Lovely to see you again, LadyD, although I'm sorry to hear about your granny.
Vampy - What is the Colonel's grievance? That you are having a torrid affair in your head with John Porter or that you have some friends who are imaginary and/or truckers called Dave he hasn't met? Because it seems to me that he's entitled to have a bit of a grumble about the first but on the second one that's your decision, isn't it?
Right. I seem somehow to have promised to make The Girl a spooky little number to wear to a Halloween party so I have an urgent appointment with the sewing machine. Will be back later to see who's still awake.
::Hobbles off::