The John Thornton School of Reflexology at the University of Milton North

[DumSpiroScaro]

The Principal

Get well soon Maud!

I am Menacing, I am. I need rescuing from rubbishness and a hot manly man is what I need to take me away from all this - in any guise but preferably JP

Got to go to the chemist now and buy some bromide get SmallBoy Major's prescription for an infected arm. Nowt serious.

Yes let's worry about the evolutionary peachy fact rather than how I'm going to find out the code or constantly stay on my phone to stop it locking!!

The appendage disorders are spreading from toes and feet to arms now. What appendage will it be next I wonder?

Hope he's ok small and it's not too badly infected?

If it's an Iphone just go to setting and turn it off?

Nah, it's fine, caught it early.

Tried small! You need the pass code to switch it off!

Bar steward that he is?!

Off out now to fetch my sis. Will try and get back later if I can!!

Ha ha! I've cracked it!!!. Won't tell
Him though!!

Hmm,you will have to reciprocate with a inconveniencing pass code of your own, Vampy

I'd have Mr Spiro's danglies for earring if he did that Vampy (fortunately he doesn't know my mobile or laptop passwords so he can't, although I'm sure he'd like to!)

What's up with Smallboy's arm? Did it stem from a cut or something?

How's the mini Twigs today?

Poor Smallboy. It seems to be our kids' mission in life to try and destroy themselves in some horrible way, while it is ours to prevent them from doing so.

TwigBoy is a lot better today, thanks, Spiro.

Goodness, hope SmallBoy is ok!

Off to a quiz night in half an hour, back tomorrow.

Honestly he's fine, he's got a bit of an infected spot on his arm which is lovely and pusy but he is fine in himself.

Glad you cracked the code Vampy, I have to agree with Spiro though that Mr Small would have lost a limb or something else if he did that to me

Vampy just needs to put a pass code on something he enjoys doing very much.

Glad SB & TV are ok.

Have just inadvertently cooked Thai Green Curry for dinner - anyone else sensing a bit of a theme here?

Fish & chips tomorrow perhaps!

You've all been very busy here today!

::Imagines sundry Academy offspring locked in basements while mummies get on with their research.::

Every time we have that Killers vid, someone starts hyperventilating about the peachiness of it. You are so predictable. Unlike me, of course.

Maud there is no denying the peachiness though, it almost slaps you in the face with its rounded plumpness

I have just spat my moutthful of tea out on the keyboard, thanks to you and your rounded plumpnesses, Small.

Does bromide really really work?

LOL@ inadvertent TGC for dinner, but @ the mention of fish and chips

But enough of that. How is the toe today, Maud?

::wails:: I can't see the peaches!!!! ::sob:: someone get me a picture I can see!!!

Gah my colonel may be comely but he's right pain in the peaches sometimes!! I already know his passcode and to be honest he knows my password for MN too but not my new name!!!

As for putting a code on something he enjoys - do they make chastity belts for men?!

He's just v cross that I'd rather write message "about RA to women I've never met" than do useful things that need doing". I mean hello!!!! Of course is rather be here than housework - I'm supposed to be holiday of sorts!!!

Ah I've escaped from him for the moment. Still love him I think annoyingly sonill have to put up with him and be flattered that he's jealous of the time I spend with studying our esteemed subject mAtteR!!

Glad twig boy is better and small boy is not too poorly although full of pus!

Best go before I'm caught - send me reinforcements.......

For Vampy

Lovely juicy peaches there Massive, I could just sink my teeth into them.

I missed the TGC comment but having now had a lightbulb moment I am wondering how you managed to rustle that up 'inadvertently'

Vampy, does the colonel not like you having 'me' time then?

Have you all fainted?

I am watching Series 7 Spooks as Mr Small is out and I am in mourning. I Like this series as it has Lucas, Adam and Ros in it - what more can a female
Spooks fan ask?

::collapses back into the collective bosom of the Academy with an enormous sigh of relief::

Yum! Enjoy, Small! I haven't fainted, I just have emails to write. But I''m around.