Deeming Workshop of Leather and Motorcycle Maintenance, Faculty of Mech. Eng. at the UMN

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Who's first, me or Small?

dS is on proper pooter at mo small so I'll have a gander later. My brothers are both very tall too so I'm actually quite short in my family!

Spiro - too late he's it's mine!!

Ok Vampy - there's Porter & North there - you have one, I'll have the other and we can swap at a later date!

Ok swapped - got DS to do the hoovering while I pop on here!!

Wow - he is tall!! PRobably about the same as my brothers!!

Oh best go - think DS is being sucked up by hoover!!

ok deal Spiro! Who you want first?!

Well, I could use JP at the moment - see if he lives up to the Chapter I'm currently writing for him!!!

Hang on don't we need to share with small too?!. Shall we just squash the little one out the way then small?!

Can I just say...

But with RA instead of Swayze (lovely as he is).

...and no you bloody won't!

Sorry cant quite hear that squeaking all the way up here near JP's face

I think you'll find he's quite happy with where I am Vampy!

@ Spiro

Yikes! Mr S just came into the kitchen as I was about to start typing!!!!

Y'know me and my one-track mind Smallio!

Right that's enough bringing the Academy into disrepute or poor Maud will be having conniptions as well as a swollen foot.

Crick in his neck or all selfish on his part?!

::pops back in with bucket of soapy water to wash disrepute away;: all shiny and clean for Maid again!! Hope she doesn't slip on the wet floor.

By way in case you're wondering where my handy bucket of soapy water came from / today's important lesson in the academy: don't carry out your academy studies on your phone while hoovering and leaving the bath running! [oopss]. Could have been worse, could have brought the ceiling down again!

Sorry maud I knew i'd do it eventually and call you maid! Predictive texting and my svelte hands don't go well together!!

Mr Small is very tall

That sounds like the start of a poem....

Mr Small is very tall
He's almost ten feet high
His feet are on the ground
And yet his head is in the sky

Whilst Twiggy on the other hand
Is really quite petite
She may be short but Lucas thinks
She's 5 foot 2 of Sweet.

You're really only 5ft 2?! I'll need a telescope to see you if I meet you ever wearing my high heeled boots!

Great poems by the way!! You should publish them!

Actually I'm 5 foot 4 and a half - for years I thought I was 5 foot 2 but then found out by accident that I'm 5 foot 3 and a half,

As for needing a telescope to see me, I'm only small height-wise. You can't miss me width-wise :)

LOL at your face after you should publish them :o

So you thought you were 5 ft 2, then by accident discovered you were 5ft 3.5, but you are actually 5ft 4.5? You really lost me there?!!

I think I'm probably nearing 5ft 10 as I get older and start shrinking!! I certainly vowed while I was still growing that I would never be 6ft! I'd become 5ft 12 first!! Thankfully never made it - DD I think is well on her way to being taller than 6 ft though. Some old wife's tale says you double your height from your 2nd birthday - which will make her 6 ft 1! and poor ickle DS only 5ft 9, which is teeny!!

And Spiro - I loved Dirty Dancing!!! My absolute favourite film as a child - think I must have seen it at least 8 times when it first came out back when tickets were far cheaper than the rip off nowadays!! But you are right RA in the role now would be delicious!

Told you they were all Hobbits Vamp.

Oops, I started that sentence but didn't go back to delete bits when I altered it - sorry, it made no sense whatsoever! I always thought I was 5 ft 2. Then discovered I was just over 5 foot 3.5 - so technically I think of it as being almost 5 foot 4 :)