The Lucas North Portakabin at the University of Milton-Northern.

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WARNING

Don't forget your hard hat, hi-viz gear and parachute. We lost a careless vice-principal this way only last year.

Lovely shoes Twigs, wear them to Tesco if you have to!

I'm down with the trumpets Massive.

Ed Sheeran on CIN now!

Ok so now I know what he looks like but I've totally forgotten who brought him up and why?!

You sure you don't have a chopper Small? I'm sure I have an axe somewhere

Miss Spiro has pinched the laptop to watch 'Ron Weasley' (finally - a spare for my LoL ) singing, and is now ploughing through the festive works of Michael Buble.

Ha! Between us, The Girl and I managed to identify nearly all of the Collective. She knew Ed Sheeran because she had seen the video with Rupert Grint on CBBC and I recognised .

I is way cool, innit.

Not even that kind of chopper Vamps

My phone is on it's last breath so I will bid you all good night.

BTW Twigs those shoes are fab-u-lous darlink!

I'd be after a pair myself if I hadn't bought those gold wedges for our last meet up dont mention the bloomin' rain that forced me to wear Converse instead!

I didn't spot Miss Dynamite but now you say it.. couldnt hear Tulisa at all, dont think her mic was turned on.

Oh Lordy, I automatically when Miss Dynamite is mentioned. Many moons ago, she got engaged and I casually remarked to DrTwigs that I wondered if she would still call herself Miss Dynamite when she was married. Hours of his hysterical laughter later, I discovered that wasn't her real name :o

Spiro, they are 25% off and with cashback they come out at £21!!!

Ah bless Twigs

Right def off now. Sweet dReAms all.

::bows to Maud's far superior knowledge of all things down and with it!::

I need vampy junior to identify these modern artistes! I aint got a clue!!

Night Small! I'm disappointed tho 'aven't got an axe neither do I?!

Twigs -gorgeous shoes but I'm not sure I'd be able to breath the oxygen would be so thin at that height for me!!

And Maud how did you do a little 1/2?

Wot you saying Twigs? That her mummy didn't name her Miss?!. Next you'll be saying that her surname isn't dynamite! I mean come on - how gullible do you think I am?!

Night Small Sweet dReAms

And because you were all so rude about my facepalms I'm not going to tell you how to do this - ½ - so nerr although it must be pretty obvious as I worked it out.

I did Maud. He was pretty good!!

MB on TV now - definitely have a ickle-wickle crush on him too!!. Look st that stubble! ::wibble::

Seeing as if I press %23 on my phone and it's transcribed as %23. I haven't got a chance of managing a little 1/2!!. Will investigate on big pooter tomorrow if I can be ars.. bothered!

MB.... is that Matt Baker?! (we're not watching now) He is yummy. If it's Melvyn Bragg then forget it though Maud will approve

Who is MB?

::Not as down wiv da yoof as she thought::

Matt snaky hips Baker! Rather tasty he is I find!

None of this stuff about %23 makes sense, Vampy, as the before and after look the same, if you get my drift, so we can't see what's been changed.

I have seen the Real MB very recently, Twiggy. In the flesh. I don't need a mere telly facsimile.

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Oh my. They're repeatingly the film introduced by Daniel Craig. The film is heart-breaking but Daniel ...

::has paroxysm::