The Lucas North Portakabin at the University of Milton-Northern.

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WARNING

Don't forget your hard hat, hi-viz gear and parachute. We lost a careless vice-principal this way only last year.

Enough already!

Finished Grease without any major incidents...onto CiN now - have spent the opening few minutes pointing out all the celeb that Twigs has met to Miss S!

We don't getthe opportunity that often Maudy some take it when we can!

Vamps and Spiro, dont worry it goes by 40

Ooh! Adolescent behaviour alert - I got a #ff from Lucas earlier!

Ooh don't say that Smallio! I've not got that much longer left then![pouty face]!

Please spare me the grisly details

What is a %23ff?. I used to see it often when I graced Twitter with my presence more frequently and wondered what it was!!

How did %23ff become 23%ff?

I used to get to dagenham in an hour from here. I am a speed freak though and I drive a Aston Martin

Sorry Vamps

Ok I give up!! I'm typing %23 and it's coming out as %

Maud stop FPing us just cos we did you

Do you really drive an Aston Martin? Seriously impressed if so and must make sure I never introduce you to the Colonel as that's his dream car!

Delighted that Miss Spiro's taste in music has expanded to include Ed Sheeran - shame it was hearing The Class A Team that converted her...

Hahahahahahahahhahahahhabahaha yes Vamps, a convertible too.

I'm very gullible and I still not sure Smallio! Do you? Do you in the sense that Maud has Greek lessons with MrT every night?!

::who's Ed Sheeran?::

I'm so not down with kids or adults by the sounds of it!

Ex Sheeran is a 20 YT old pop singer who sings very nicely and plays guitar.

I am a big fat liar.

But not about Ed Sheeran

Yeah, but Dagenham is an hour from me, Smally :) I grw up near there but I haven't lived there for years. I will look into it though and see if I can swing it.

I have no idea who Ed Thingy is either.

Vampy, #ff is Follow Friday ie. Tweeters who you think other people should follow. Lucky Spiro, who wouldn't want an FF from Lucas? :) #rude

But I didn't deserve to be facepalmed! All I did was refer to a classic of 80s cinema.

and on a less depressing note

I have just ordered these shoes

1. I have nowhere to where them
2. I will not be able to walk in them
3. I do not care a jot about No.1 or No.2

I'd like to have and #FFL courtesy of Lucas!

where them? WHERE them?! Wear them

It was the nowhere in the same sentence that confused me, honest guv...

You did Maud now just accept it.

Oh poo Twigster, shall I send my chopper over to pick you up?

Note to Vamp: I do not really own a chopper.

Vamps, don't worry I am far more clueless than you about what's hot, with the kids, and what's not.

. at poor Maudie, the facepalmer facepalmed, no less.