The Lucas North Portakabin at the University of Milton-Northern.

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WARNING

Don't forget your hard hat, hi-viz gear and parachute. We lost a careless vice-principal this way only last year.

Vampy, you don't need to watch the first 2 eps of PP. JP gets finished off in the first 20 secs. There's nothing to link the 2 series together - you don't see why or how he's been captured; he just is, then they shoot him.

I assume they did the minimum to explain why JP wasn't in PP after RA got the Hobbit job and pulled out (thank goodness).

@ pulled out.

No need to Massive - the same thing went through my mind but I thought I'd gone far enough already this evening!

Just because Maudie is out for the night there's no need to be rood Massive!!

Project porn did make very many references to porter though and he appeared in flashbacks nearly every week so worth it for the merest mention

Knight all.

It was in conjunction with Project Porn, I suppose. Glad to carry on the Perve Queen baton for you, anyhow..

As Maud isn't here I will do the honours.

You are bad girls. I may report you to Gizzy for suitable punishment.

::Wanders in from her night of high culture and observes that the tone here has plummeted to an all-time low::

Night, Vampy. Sleep tight.

Maudie! What could you possibly mean?

Serves you right for abandoning your post, Maudie.

Now, tell us everything. How was Mr Higgins?

So how was it? Do tell.

Popping in briefly to say that you have made me snort with laughter tonight, ladies, especially Spiro's Photoshopping and Small's B146 comment, no to mention "Kinky, please" :o

Re. Pelvic floors, I was once bouncing on the trampoline and proudly boasting that C-sections mean that's no problem for me, when I promptly discovered that was nonsense :o

Oooh yes, Maud, spill the beans!!

::whips Perve Crown off Massive's head and stuffs it under the cushion::

Trampolining, jumping jacks, take your pick, Twigs

Mr Higgins was utterly wonderful. So, no surprise there.

Of course he was wonderful. but we want details

Snap, Massive. It ain't good.

MORE, Maudie. MORE

Please.

We promise we'll behave tomorrow.

Ok, then. whaddya want? Apart from pure filth with Gizzy, which I can't and won't supply.

Oh, just all of it, Maud. Is Nicholas as lovely in the flesh as he is on the small screen? Did you mug him for a certain someone's phone number

Wasn't there another person there we were interested in, too?

Was it fun? And did he look the same in Real Life? With that same warm and appealing man of the people frankness and sincerity in his eyes?

I shall rise above the 'filth with Gizzy' comment. He has another side, you know.

Yes, it was all great fun. Sadly, the Divine Kevin wasn't there this year as he's in Beijing playing, as he calls him ::cough:: Dick The Shit. That was a shame, as last year he was jumping up and down on stage as he was so excited, but we did get a nice little film clip. And Rob Brydon was an excellent compere.

Mr Higgins is very twinkly and appealing. As you know, I have never watched Downton Abbey but the stills from that make him look ancient and gloomy, whereas on stage he was all manly integrity (albeit playing a member of a gang who had kidnapped George Lucas to make him rewrite the Star Wars films. You had to be there).

Twinkle, twinkle little star.

Oh charmant, Maud

::Peers over lorgnette::

Ok, who's the name-changer?