The Lucas North Faculty of Parachute Studies at the UMN

[DumSpiroSpero]

Not entirely tasteful, but it's what we all hoped really isn't it?

So, Gizzy, how does that make you feel?

I suspect I may be far too shallow a person for psychoanalysis to be of benefit to be honest, Sigmund dear.

There's really not a lot there to analyse.

::examines contents of mind::

Really it's just a mass of lustful thoughts about gorgeous Gizzy. No other thoughts at all.

Oh yes there is.

Harry's on GOLD.

::cheers Gizzy::

Powerful and yet disturbed, MistressMassive. How can I quell these unruly feelings of mine?

Well, now Gizzy, my lamb, I may have some suggestions for you on that topic. Why don't you climb in my window sometime?

But meanwhile, goodnight all. I have to go and catch some zzzz's

I bid you and all the other ladies good night. Adieu!

Bitey Knight all!

::snuggles up against Harry's cosy pullover on Sigmund's slightly blood spattered couch.::

Sweet dReAms.

::surveys the wreckage::

I am such a dork. When you mentioned Harry, I was puzzled why he would be wearing a jumper as he seems to live in his slightly crumpled suit.

Good night!

Morning, well I'm glad I went to bed when I did, that conversation just got more and more wierd!

I have a BIG work day today, my list is long and so I mist banaish myself from this place for at least - ooh, let me think - an hour or two. I will see you all later. mwah.

Oh and thank you Spiro for the HJ pic - yum! I didn't know he was on FB so I will now have to go and 'like' his page. I may be there some time.

Alone at last!

That is if you discount a zillion germs. I seem to have got myself a jolly little cold yet again.

Feeling pretty ropey atm so do look after Gizzy for me.

Off to dose myself

Aw, Massive, feel better soon. You need something restorative:

hot toddy

hot totty

Arf at the Daily Mail's hot totty.

My work finished early today so I must got and do something useful instead of faffing about here.

::three hours later ... ::

ROFL at hot totty! Feel better soon Massive.

Nothing to report chez Spiroville - work, chores & 50 fairycakes to ice for work tomorrow.

Hi Ho, Hi Ho it's off to the kitchen I go...

BBL!

And poor Massive getting a cold. Perhaps she caught a chill, leaving the window open for Gizzy. Get well soon.

The hot totty certainly cheered me up!

So did this

Anyone fancy having a go? Or have you already done so --you know who I mean.

50 fairycakes?! Poor you - when did your own birthday become more work than a normal day?! So when is your girls night out?

Oh that looks fun, Massive - will have a go later!

Oh, I thought it was a "count how many you're guilty of thing" - that's what I meant I'd do, not that I was intending to submit an entry!

I thought they were all a bit tame tbh, compared with the sort of thing mine would be

::snurk::

Although that first post echoes in rather cruder terminology than I would have used my own thoughts on the matter, I assure you I have not posted there!

I also think that whoever objects to people swooning over Mr Thornton on the grounds that he's done other work or has acted better has missed the point by a country mile. Of course he's done other work and it's open to argument whether he's turned in better performances in any of that, but what N&S offers (in a way that, of the other roles, I think only Sparkhouse does) is a good performance in a role where the character is written with some depth and conviction (no doubt because Emily Bronte and Mrs Gaskell gave the scriptwriters so much to draw on). That's why for me it's his best role, because it's about a whole lot more than his acting (fine though it is).

Anyway, Massive. How are you feeling?

::applauds Maud's last post::

You are very wise, Maudie!

I am feeling a bit rough still, worse luck. I suppose have a reputation for likiing it that way, but not in this particular sense

But this too will pass.

::curtseys prettily::

Of course, I am well-qualified to comment on his diverse acting skills as - I haven't mentioned this before, have I? - I have seen him perform on the stage.

::dodges flying bricks and overripe fruit::

Not wise, Massive, just prone to lengthy wittering.

Sorry to hear you're still feeling poorly.

Ooooh lordy.

Thank you, Miss Maudie!

That went down better than a hot toddy, I must say. I love the hair-tossing.

Being as my brain's a bit addled with germs, I am feeling rash enough to share my confession here.

I wish Guy of Gisborne was real. Part of me thinks he is.