The Lucas North Faculty of Parachute Studies at the UMN

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Not entirely tasteful, but it's what we all hoped really isn't it?

3.5, Spiro.

Psychiatric help 5 ¢

The doctor is IN

Directly under his hand, half hidden behind his leg is the top of his right hand, just the index finger knuckle really.

Forget about it.

So how was Spooks?

I spotted the bit of leg once I'd dragged my attention away from the misleading right hand.

We are Loons in Arms, Massive.

You needn't feel stupid, Massive, but I can see that some people here(mentioning no names) are going to be keeping me busy for a very long time.

Well I can't see a flash of leg. And I want to.

::flops on to Sigmund's couch::

Ooh, now this is comfy. Much nicer than the plastic chairs in the Portakabin currently masquerading as the Academy.

What do we do now?

What do you want to do now, LadyD?

::jumps back off couch::

Hold on, Sigmund.

Right Twigs. Look at the lacings up the side of his leg.

See the one directly on his knee?

The one just above that is ever so slightly open and there is a teensy bit of flesh showing.

I have to press cmd and + on my mac to zoom, not sure what the key combo is on Windows though.

::clambers back on to couch::

Right, where were we?

Usually, dear lady, patients tell me what is bothering them.

Twigs, try this

Oh.

Okay.

::thinks::

Should something be bothering me?

::studies Sigmund::

Please could you stop stroking your beard.

It's making me uncomfortable.

This couch is fabulous though. Very squishy.

That is for you to decide, madam, but as you flung yourself onto my couch, that would suggest that in your unconscious mind you felt some need for a therapeutic conversation. Unless you are the sort of woman who routinely throws herself on gentlemen's couches

which you rather look as if you might be.

I alternate, Massive, between pressing my fingers together and stroking my beard. I am very versatile.

Thanks for the clear instructions, LadyD :)

Well that's my excitement for this evening done. Night everyone! Carry on the good work, Sigmund - I fear we will keep you very busy.

Good night, dear lady.

::bounces experimentally::

This couch is amazingly well sprung. Much more conducive to frolicking that a hay bale.

::wonders where GisborneAndHisBroadsword has gone::

Sorry, what were you saying?

Oh, yes indeed I feel I may well be that sort of woman.

Ah well.

And does that trouble you?

::considers question very carefully::

Nope.

Should it?

Only you can answer that.

And they expect us to pay good money for this kind of crap runaround

That's shut the old windbag up.