The Lucas North Faculty of Parachute Studies at the UMN

[DumSpiroSpero]

Not entirely tasteful, but it's what we all hoped really isn't it?

Hahahahaha I have posted now, although I bet they don't print it!

Not that it was roode or anything like that, of course.

Another paRAcetamol, to lower Massive's fever. Or, on reflection, probably not.

Right. Must dash. TTFN..

and someone had the audacity to suggest that MN was shallow!

Of course it wouldn't be rood, Smallio, everyone knows you are the epitome of refinement. Nor is mine is it? Please tell me it's not, only pathetic my judgement is not what it ought to be today....

What did you write Massive??

and someone had the audacity to suggest that MN was shallow

I thought that was the whole point of it, Small.

I wrote mine on here Small, at 15:34:15

What did you write, Small?

I think yours is perfectly reasonable, Massive (well, the first part :o)

I wish he was real, too.

Well,Twigs, I'm feverish. I am allowed to be a bit spacey.

I'm not telling!

Spiro was the last one you?

Which comment, Small? There were 3 'pages' VIA my phone so I'm.not sure which one you're seeing as the last although I could have been responsible for several

Twigs - cakes not too bad - ready made fairy cakes & leftover ready made frosting & sprinkles from last week. I share my birthday with a colleague so we're splitting the cost too so can't complain.

Not having birthday night out now. Had changed to a night in anyway, but then 3 of the 7 people I'd asked couldn't make it so decided not to bother. Tbh I'm not feeling very celebratory about it anyway. Have now got a mate coming to see JE with me on Weds & we're also going out for a pizza sometime. Am going to be totally self-indulgent on my day off, and looking forward to our 'anniversary' silliness on Saturday, so it's all good!

::staggers back in::

A bit Spacey, did you say?

BTW Massive - Gizzy asked me to let you know that he's taken Ritchie off for a ride to stompy Boots, and will be back with assorted potions for you later this evening.

Crikey. In the time I've spent at the costermongers, another three confessions have appeared. One of them is quite alarming.

::wonders whether Sigmund can be resuscitated::

Oh I'm so sorry that your birthday plans got cancelled :( Are you really ok about it? Anniversary Saturday will be birthday party too so we can celebrate with you virtually, at least!

I have an unexpected night out tonight. By myself, but at least its out :) Just realised that the film I was desperately looking forward to (Fright Night) has been and gone but found that it is showing in one place about half an hour from us, only tonight! So am off to see that. Have been beyond excited about this film for months and can't believe I almost missed it!

What does that one about "I don't ship Guy/Marian" mean? Is this yoofspeak?

To ship means to believe in the authenticity or credibility of a romantic relationship. I is down wiv da yoof in my ends, innit.

The Girl is watching RH 2.11, in which Guy growls at Marian "did you ever have any idea what I was feeling?" Even though the whole thing is panto, with a script to match, the acting (see above) is great.

Hooray, Twiggy, for the night out.

Ah, the verb 'to ship" is fan speak, Twigs. It means being a fan of a particular relationship
For example if (heaven forfend,) you were a fan of the relationship between the PLFW and Kate, you would say you ship Robin/Kate.

I don't get this being a fan of a relationship business, I like a bit more variety than that. Hope you have a great evening, Twigster, btw.

ROFL at Ritchie galloping off to stompy Boots. Does he have an Advantage card?

What a shame you aren't going to get your girls' night out, though, Spiro. What tell of the Cake of Extreme Lusciousness?

"Stay and make this place bearable"

::thud::

aha, as always da Maud got there before me.

Ah Maud that pic!

Confession release 1.2

I wish Guy of Gisborne was real, and I wish he was mine.

Though I would, of course, share.

That's just because I went to look it up in the Urban Dictionary, Massive. I thought it was a muspront at first.

::urban cool credentials blown to smithereens::

He has been particularly swoonsome in this episode despite being an unwashed leather-clad homicidal maniac who was prepared to see the love of his life hanged.