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The Gisborne Institute of Broadsword Polishing and Leather Lustering

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SupermassiveLBD · 19/08/2011 14:26

Motto: Honi soit qui mal y pense

Master Classes available in:

Smouldering
Stompy boot wearing
Pointy weapon waving, and the effective deployment thereof
Exotic equestrianism
Imperatives
and The cause and alleviation of damsels' distress (Godwyves also welcome)

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PiningForPorter · 22/08/2011 21:14

Shame I'd make about 4 of her in real life, Lady V!

LadyVenetia · 22/08/2011 21:15

Like my outfit?

TheSmallPrint · 22/08/2011 21:15

You go girl!

PassTheTwiglets · 22/08/2011 21:18

Right, you snooze you lose, Smally, I'm doing my present now.

Puts on special frock

RichardArmitage · 22/08/2011 21:19

Evening ladies... grin

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SupermassiveLBD · 22/08/2011 21:20

As long as she's not going commando, Small Shock

PFP, interesting vid. Leather becomes him, I have to say.

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PassTheTwiglets · 22/08/2011 21:21

Oh, tres tasteful, LadyV. Did you get that from BHS?

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SupermassiveLBD · 22/08/2011 21:22

Oh Twigs, that was the perfect present. That would be so good to do for him Grin

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SupermassiveLBD · 22/08/2011 21:24

M Armitage, if that is really you, may i respectfully suggest you cover your eyes and ears just about now, or you will be blushing big time pretty soon, with us lot around.

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RichardArmitage · 22/08/2011 21:24

smiles at PassTheTwiglets

Thank you - that was a lovely surprise

WannaFeelMyBroadsword · 22/08/2011 21:26

Who's nabbed RichardArmitage? I can't believe that was still available Shock.

I'm ready.

::necks several glasses of ChateauGisborne to get in the mood::

RichardArmitage · 22/08/2011 21:26

Oh it's really me... Pleased to me you all

RichardArmitage · 22/08/2011 21:27

Anyone going to offer me a drink...?

TheSmallPrint · 22/08/2011 21:27

I've never done one of those Massive!

RichardArmitage · 22/08/2011 21:27

That is - pleased to meet you all...

RichardArmitage · 22/08/2011 21:29

That's a very interesting outfit WannaFeelMyBroadsword....looks like you went to a lot of trouble

WannaFeelMyBroadsword · 22/08/2011 21:29

::disregards any ideas of female solidarity and generosity towards fellow Academians::

::throws RichardArmitage across bak of Richie and legs it::

PassTheTwiglets · 22/08/2011 21:29

OK, fess up - who else felt a little frisson at seeing that name here? :o

Of course, Mr Armitage, let me get you a drink! Oh, oops! So sorry, I appear to have spilled some down your neck, do let me lick wipe that off for you.

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SupermassiveLBD · 22/08/2011 21:30

And I have taken seconds earlier in the foyer

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RichardArmitage · 22/08/2011 21:30

I can't stay long - I have several other parties to attend...

WannaFeelMyBroadsword · 22/08/2011 21:30

Too slow Twigs, he's already locked in my lair, mwhahahaha

TheSmallPrint · 22/08/2011 21:31

Oh welcome Mr A, good to see that you have taken the time out in your busy schedule to attend this little soirée. I do hope you're enjoying being 40.

PassTheTwiglets · 22/08/2011 21:32

Small, I have a special song for you later :o

RichardArmitage · 22/08/2011 21:34

::startled to feel PassTheTwiglets licking my neck::

I'm going to have to ask you to stop that MissTwiglets...dont want to bring in my security....

RichardArmitage · 22/08/2011 21:34

Life begins at 40, so I've been told.

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