The Phoebe Marlow Academy of Trumpery Novel Writing at the University of Milton Northern

[LadyDamerel]

Welcome to the new faculty.

Selected classes available in:

Running Away
Setting of broken bones
Seafaring lore
Care of Small Boys
Humouring of Dangerous Lunatics

Our patroness is considered rather taking when she is animated

and the Vice Chancellor would like to remind you all of the importance of the wearing of a correctly tied cravat.

She loves it really.

No, LadyDamerel.

::evil cackle::

My Spyware is very pared down.

Evidently

Sorry, Maud. I just can't help myself. Let me make it up to you.

I can't open your link Maud, gis a clue.

Mr Small is out on the town and I'm watching Spooks series 9 and still don't know why Lucas didn't just bump off Vaughn as soon as he started all this nonsense? Just shoot him Lucas!!

It's the Ros/Lucas 'My perfume is made from the Anal Glands of Cats' clip where they're bugging the house.

But if he bumped off Vaughn then you'd only have 2 episodes of Series 9 .

No then we could carry on with the other spy stories and a nice new happy romance with Maya. Sorted. And he'd still be there at the end.

But the male leads in Spooks never last very long and Lucas had already had several near-misses.

Well one more series wouldnt have hurt. Poor beautiful tortured Lucas, I could have saved him if I was a fictional television character.

::Hesitates to point out that one reason Lucas might have been tortured was that he lived with the knowledge that he had killed his best friend::

Although we never saw his body, did we? Just the panning out shot of Harry on the top of the roof and Lucas gorn.

Maybe when he's finished inhabiting Middle Earth, Lucas could make a comeback.....

He didn't kill his best friend! He was just someone he worked with, they don't matter!

Yes, Lady D - the thud and the car alarm going off could have been entirely unrelated

That's what I'm hoping Lady D but I suspect it is a futile dream.

Change of subject, does anyone here watch Sirens?

Nice thought though

And the screaming and Harry's 'ewwww that's nasty' face when he looked over the edge.

It could have been a simple car crash I suppose?

Spiro, I've only ever seen it on YouTube with the sound off ::undercover ReseArch:: which is obviously why I missed those clues .

Maybe someone just rear ended a parked car on the street below because they were distracted by Lucas's lovely bottom fleeing down the road.

::applies for job as Spooks script writer::

I suspect Massive would have it out in a trice

You betcha.

ROFL. you lot. I just had a lovely read and am trying not to grin like a loon while I ''check my serious and important emails''

Massive, to (mis)quote dear Jasper's creator this thread keeps me in a state of chuckling enjoyment and often elicits a weary "What are you sniggering at now?" from LordD.

Massive having it out in a trice

How did I miss that one?!!!

Glad were helping you survive Massive . Make sure you keep your op covert though, you don't want to be discovered on the job as it were.

Oh, beeeeehave, Small !

You don't really want me to do you Spiro?