Black shirts, Cravats, Black Leather and Orange Jumpsuits - The School of Fashion at the University of Milton Northern

[PasstheTwiglets]

I am brain-dead tonight so this is rubbish - just a place-holder. Please do something else if you can think of a decent one!

DS too young for Duck tour, Spiro. Good idea though! I wonder if this place does tours?

Spiro, me too with the on/off depression.

Me three.

Evening all, all this talk of food is making me hungry!!

How are we all today?

I am knackered and hungry, Small :) How are you?

Knackered too, Smallboy minor is waking during the night again, I wouldn't mind but I can never get back to sleep oh well, the joys of parenthood!

In a word - yes!

I think we should remind ourselves of this interview gem:

^What type of girl would you go for?
RA: Someone a bit naughty. And who likes food^

:o

Well, there you go. He has a ready made harem right here .

Small, Small!!! Look over there!!! It's amazing, can you see it?!?!

Ooh you sneaky McSneaky!

Wot cheer, ladies!

I am listening to Neil Diamond on YT, reliving last night's extravaganza.

::Struts around in sequined jumpsuit::

Evening Maud! Awww, is there anybody who doesn't love The Diamond?

I've always been a fashion maven, LadyDamerel.

::preens::

::while the other ladies are involved in this unseemly scuffle, escorts Mr Thornton to the canasta table and offers him a snog cheering glass of Polish cordial::

I have a dreadful confession to make.

I don't know any Neil Diamond songs .

I don't know why. I don't think I even know what he looks like. I'm a mid70's born girl, is that why I missed out?

Who am I? What am I doing here? Who's that handsome chap playing cards with the funny lady in the jumpsuit?

Why is it so dark and stuffy in here? Where am I?

That is nonexcuse Lady D everyone should know Neil Diamond!

Ha ha x post Twigs

Right then. A Neil Diamond tutorial for LadyDamerel (not that I am qualified to teach on this subject).

He is tall, dark and gifted in the chest hair department. He has been a recording artist for 40 years and has written some cracking songs, ranging from the to .

Further study material is (as ever) available in the Bibliotheque de YouTube.

ROFL, Small!!

Y'know, I feel like I may have gone to a Neil Diamond showcase at work once...not sure if I imagined that though.

I am not going to respond to the mid-70s thing, LadyDamerel, except to say that (as you'll know if you've been a longtime lurker student quietly studying at the back of the class) several of us here are devotees of music recorded long before we were born and so the fact that you entered this life about a decade after lovely Neil's first hits is no excuse for ignorance of his oeuvre.

::Adjusts jumpsuit and gets back to the canasta table, where - encouraged by a Neil Diamond soundtrack - things are getting pretty lively::