Black shirts, Cravats, Black Leather and Orange Jumpsuits - The School of Fashion at the University of Milton Northern

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I am brain-dead tonight so this is rubbish - just a place-holder. Please do something else if you can think of a decent one!

What ho, Small!

I may require cryogenic technology at this rate

Is Small's fan not doing the trick, Spiro?

I think I'll cope Maud.

May I have Spiro's seat in the freezer if she has finished with it? It's a bit warm here atm, even without incendiary pics of soldier boys, PSMs, hot henchmen and TDHCMOs.

Oh no! Twitterspeak!

::has a fit of the vapours::

What'Twitterspeak, Maudie?

Sorry that last acronym should have been TDHBECMO

The only place I have seen the acronym TDHCMO has been on the Kevin And Perry Channel, aka Twitter.

And wot's the BE s'posed to signify?

::watches from behind the sofa::

Really? .I thought it was common parlance in the monde armitagien

If not, a thousand pardons for disturbing your evening!

Blue Eyed

I dare say it is! I suppose that the Kevin and Perry Channel is my only window into le monde armitagien, which I otherwise dare not enter for fear that it is inhabited by the people who really do own the pillow case.

Does anyone need a new and engrossing hobby?. Craft is very now, I believe.

Another mug shot

Bozhe moi, the crap some people will buy things some people think of...

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If anyone's wondering what to get me for my birthday next year.
Just puttin' it out there...

I'd already put a bid on that mug for you, Massive, and for myself on the cross stitch kit.

Pay no attention to me. I've had a trying day and am just a grumpy old bag.

I meant to post a link to that cross stitch kit a few weeks ago. It's very clever in theory but...

Can anyone enlighten me as to the meaning of the whole acronym? Please?

Did you know you can get Justin Bieber ones too?

Sorry to hear you' ve had a fraught time, Maudie. Here's something to ease your troubled mind as Simon and Garfunkle put it. But I remember you don't like that one...

Tall Dark Handsome Blue Eyed Cotton Mill Owner, Smallio.

I hadn't seen it before - it popped up when I searched for the pillow case. I guess it's essentially the same as the kit my lovely but clueless MIL gave me, where you sent off a photo of your baby and they supplied a kit with canvas and cottons to sew it as a cross stitch portrait, because obviously every new mother who's recovering from an Aliens-meets-ER type birth has got the time to embroider a picture of their baby.

Or maybe S&G didn't, now I come to think of it. Serves me right for trying to be a smartarse.