Margaret Hale Academy of Tea-Pouring & Wallpaper Selection at the University of Milton Northern

[ComeIntoTheGardenMaud]

Welcome to our new common room which, as you would expect, is decorated in impeccable taste (despite the limited choice of wallpapers available in Milton Northern). Above the marble mantelpiece hangs a portrait of the Vice-Chancellor of the University. As we recline elegantly on the chaise longue, we partake of tea and ratafia biscuits and discuss the works of Plato, although in the evening the finest wines and Polish cordials may be served.

Eyes Wide shut

OMG Spiro, you are right, that WAS awful. Pass the Domestos, please... quickly now...

LadyD, ROFL at "the picture was tiny" :)

Words failed me as well Maud (particularly as I'd typed in 'RA naked' ).

I promise my forays into 'naked Googling' have only been in order to find the BtS peaches pic ASAP - honest Guv!

I am going to have nightmares now. I will be peacefully roaming the countryside and suddenly be chased by a giant monolith

Eyes Wide Shut

That's made everyone feel slightly queasy.

Twigs I would hardly call that a giant monolith.

I'm going to go to bed now and try to think of Massive's last link rather than Spiro's which, despite only a very quick glimpse, appears to be indelibly imprinted on my mind.

Night!

To take your mind off it, how about Close Encounters of the Thud Kind ?

@ Thud Kind - oh brava Massive, brava!

Night, Lady D - I'm off to bed too.

Thanks for the game, Maud - good fun!

Oh that's more like it. Back to the corny puns and gratuitous swooning.

Far From The Thudding Crowd

Night, Twigs and Lsdy D. I must away myself. I shall bid you farewell with
A Knight to Remember

Night all - I'm off too, sweet dReAms!

Back to the corny puns and gratuitous swooning

Well that is rather our raison d'etre...

Bighty night Maud, loved the game.

That sounded rather vampiric, but 'twas accidental I assure you. You know what I meant.

Oh my lord, you lot have had me crying tonight, particularly LadyD's 'it's tiny' comment

I can't join in as I am on the phone but will try and think and join in tomorrow.

Night all

Bitey night to you too, Massive and anyone else who's still conscious after Spiro's shocking contribution.

Morning! What a lovely day, anyone for a bacon buttie?

:o

Morning, Small! No bacon butties for me. Have been messing around with diet for about a month now and have to Do It Properly now. So just had a teeny little WeightWatchers yoghurt and about to have some fruit. Whoop-dee-doo.

LOL at Bitey night. I think that has to be an Academy Classic. And, jsut for Massive, we could have Bitey Knight

Oh poor you Twigs, those WW yoghurts wouldn't fill up a mouse! Go on, just a small <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/bacon/bacon5.jpg&imgrefurl=www.speakeasy.net/~sjmaks/bacon&h=360&w=480&sz=88&tbnid=5oUzzrQWD7Rv6M:&tbnh=90&tbnw=120&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dbacon%2Bsandwich%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=bacon+sandwich&hl=en&usg=__n5I-BH6Eo74r61ELrGhN3vwI4AI=&sa=X&ei=qHYRTuehDMmq8QPz6oGmDg&sqi=2&ved=0CCUQ9QEwAQ" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">one...

So do you have any plans for your birthday, Small - will you be wined and dined?

I know we have seen this before but whilst looking for the 'wined' photo, I found this. With the open neck and the candlelight it's really quite something

Oh God, if only Twigs! I'm still waiting for the special Parcelforce delivery though

Morning, I've got a rather large package for Small, sign here please

You lot don't let a girl get away with much, do you?

Still, I luurve my bitey knight.

Guess what, the buck has finally stopped here, after days of palming my offspring off on hapless others, and it's playdate time at Massive Towers. So I may not be round too much until later.