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Peter Andre gives me the creeps.

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GetOrf · 12/06/2011 13:03

'i really really love my kids'

No shit sherlock, you are supposed to.

I can't be the only one who thinks he is a passive aggressive weirdo, surely.

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Wormshuffler · 12/06/2011 17:35

Oh and another thing, he has to keep saying to them "I love you , i love you" until they say it back, because he likes to hear it all the time! If he was that needy with KP it's no wonder they split! who can keep up all that all the time?
I tell my kids I love them (not that DD12 would reply now ) but I don't do it in front of other people for effect all the time like he has to do in front of whoever happens to be watching. [vomit emocion]

Shhhh · 12/06/2011 17:36

but ladies lets not turn KP into something she really isn't.

Yeah, appearing good to her loyal fans.. but its her job. She neeeeds them to pay her wages!

I think she is in the same category as PA. She is vile and such a hard faced woman.
Yeah maybe PA did walk away from her following a mc but we don't know the whole truth.. who knows if they weren't already seperated when she found out she was pregnant..? who says it wasn't a joint decision to have a 3rd..? Yes, it does take 2 and all that but she is a manipulator as well and if you want to look into it more... basically most if not all men she has had a relationship with have got her pregnant, even if sadly they ended in mc.

I think she has issues as well as PA.

fatlazymummy · 12/06/2011 17:40

Personally I think Peter Andre is much worse than Katie Price. He released Mysterious Girl, Katie Price didn't.

Shhhh · 12/06/2011 17:41

lol ! Grin

Shhhh · 12/06/2011 17:42

no but didn't she do..... eurovision..in a pink condom..Hmm

cybbo · 12/06/2011 17:49

But if his programme is on and I'm around I can't help but watch it, it makes me roar

He was doing some 'warm up' gigs for his tour which involved him being shot up through a trap door of the crappiest glee club wooden stage I ahve ever seen, in Milton Keynes., the kind that has scaffold poles for legs. To an audience of about 980 12 year old girls

They paid a few of them to chase his car though the car park too

MilaMae · 12/06/2011 17:54

Getorf-"shopping for carbs with Claire" Grin

PA will launch a huge headline custody battle when his career is gasping it's last breaths.Then when PA has been dumped by Can(which will happen when he no longer makes them any money)PA will try and get KP back in order to do a big back together show.You mark my words.

I just hope she has the gumption to tell him to stick it where the sun don't shine,this sadly I'm not so sure of.I think she is easily fooled by men,swayed if you like.It's sad as she seems to have so much gumption careerwise.

I think KP is pretty too Getorf,I like her mum and the way she continuously brings her down to earth.

I think KP keeps quiet because she doesn't want to drag her kids into things and is aware of the future and the damage continuously slagging off her kid's dad will do.Teenagers can be a handful if they have a manipulative parent iykwim.I also think her lawyers tell her to keep quiet and she's waiting for the inevitable custody battle.If she spills now she'll loose any advantage.

MilaMae · 12/06/2011 17:56

Cybbo Grin Grin

God I've got to go and feed my kids,dp will never let me live it down if he sees this thread.

NettoSuperstar · 12/06/2011 17:56

'shopping for carbs with Claire'

I am actually lolling Grin

GetOrf · 12/06/2011 17:58

Think he does have dirt on her, if so she should do a confess all interview and call his bastard bluff.

I watched the first episdoe of PAs show first after divorce, showed the thrilling purchase of plug extensions from B&Q. Probably needs plug extensions so he can have his hair straightener, stereo (playing insania on loop), dildo and doughnut maker on at the same time.

Dpo you remember when he was interviwed a few weeks back talking about his insatiable sexual urges. Christ he has about as much sex appeal as Amos brierley.

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GetOrf · 12/06/2011 18:00

I am laughing at 'shopping for carbs with claire' myself now, alwasy a bit sad to laugh at your own jokes Grin

I bet you tEN POUNDS that in his next sereies those two doughbakes will be filmed buying bread rolls or Panini in Penge, or summat.

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GetOrf · 12/06/2011 18:01

His slightly frenetic look in his eyes is cocaine ephedrine the fear of the knowledge that he is going to be a Very Fat Man when he hits middle age.

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NettoSuperstar · 12/06/2011 18:07

You can laugh at your own joke just this once, as it was fucking funnyGrin

keep · 12/06/2011 18:08

Please spare a thought for this unfortunate man ...

www.splitting-images.com/peterandre1.html

GetOrf · 12/06/2011 18:09

LOL

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Shhhh · 12/06/2011 18:33

Im slightly concerned about all the KP lovers out there..Hmm.

Didn't everyone turn against her about 2 years ago..? she is as bad a PA imo, jumps on a guy to further her career..no..?

and as for her current lover, ffs they can't speak each others language.Hmm. Surely you need more than sex..?

GetOrf · 12/06/2011 18:35

Do you?

Grin
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catinboots · 12/06/2011 18:37

Milamae you have summed him up perfectly.

I'm soooo glad I found this thread. I honestly thought I was the only one in the world who hated him.

Shopping for carbs with Clare GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

GetOrf · 12/06/2011 18:42

There was an article in Times some months back about KP - the interviewer started out by saying they she didn';t expect to like her at all, ended up really thinking hightly of her. Accepted she was odd - something like she was egocentric, selfish, single minded, ruthless etc but that KP was very aware of what she was like. Said she seemed very kindm very close to her family, very self deprecating and good company.

Wish could linke but sodding firewall.

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Shhhh · 12/06/2011 18:45

I would rather have a relationship based on what my partners likes and dislikes are and to be able to discuss the day with each other and to talk about lots of things.

Yeah he may look good and may be good in bed but imo it can't last. How do you argue.? How do you ask for things to be done, how do you discuss your innermost thoughts..? you know..things you tell your other half.?

From her recent prog all he could say was katie, yes,no.. Maybe thats all she needs. Someone to look good, shag her when she needs to (all day everyday according to her.. however not by her past relationships..) and to be her yes,no person. I guess he ticks all the boxes !

Rosemallow · 12/06/2011 19:22

Just watched amberleaf's video link and he is absolutely vile.

The sad thing is, all the comments talk about how awful she is despite the fact they've all watched him being foul about her.
He reminds me of an EA ex. It's so hard to detect and she's alreadygot low enough self esteem.
Never thought I'd feel sorry for KP but he is just nasty.

Shhhh · 12/06/2011 19:46

sorry, I have just watched the video mentioned above..

does noone think her behaviour is disgusting when she was undergoing surgery..? Hmm.
Lifting her top saying, afterwards you are going to be going "fuck me". digusting.

she is trash with cash

chipstick10 · 12/06/2011 19:55

They are both pretty vile tbh but hes very clever with his abuse of Katie. Yes shes mucky, trashy, mouthy, attention seeking, control freak. But with Katie its all very up front (if you pardon the pun). Pete is very passive aggressive, and yes as stated an emotional abuser. I couldnt believe the way he reacted when Kay Burley interviewd him, maybe im very cynical but i didnt buy it, especially as he was being filmed for his crap reality show.

cybbo · 12/06/2011 20:10

Ooh lets have him on for a MN webchat

Wormshuffler · 12/06/2011 20:22

He's not clever! He is a puppet! He only started crying because Clare wasn't telling him what to say!