The Lord Jasper Damerel School of Kitten Handling: Zoology Dept., University of Milton Northern

[PasstheTwiglets]

Of course, I am violently allergic to cats...

The only picture we have of the Dean is not overly flattering but in my head he looks a little more like this

Come in, enjoy, help yourself to Twiglets.
Yours sincerely, a Fair Trespasser.

No need to feel sorry for me, Massive - that is a late start in our house :)

Yippee at the new trailer - roast dinner is just dished up so can't stop but will look later. Was it on Twitter? I very briefly Twirted again last night (first time in months) and then realised that I had to stop. Dammit, I need me a private Twitter account :o

I noticed, Twigs and was for you, LOL.

Way to go, Twigster!

What did you tweet Twigs??!

Oh goodness, was it really , Massive? Eeeks! Perhaps I ought to go back and delete it. I was a good halfway through a bottle of Cava at the time :o

Small, 'Lucas' sent something in Morse Code and I was curious what it was and said something about it meaning "here you are have some chocolate ". He then did one of his 'hard stares' or something like that. I may then possibly have added "and then something else for dessert". He then gave me a 'soft kiss' and I was halfway through replying when I realised that I am no longer 14 years old and that I needed to Step Away From The Twitter :o

@ Twigs! It's fun to be 14 sometimes though. Hee hee.

Well it is when your husband is following you on Twitter :o I only ever do all this silly nonsense as just a bit of a giggle but am realising it could easily not look like that!!

It wasn't that bad, Twigs, I was only teasing!

Oops, I meant to say that it's fun to be 14 when your husband isn't following you!

Phew for it not being that bad, Massive :)

Mind you, Twigoletto, you know how bad bad can be for me

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Are you trying to steal me crown again, Massive?

:) Massive.

I like bad but not very bad - basically I like them on the Naughty Step.

Speaking of crowns, DrTwigs made me laugh so much whilst we are the Tower of London the other day. He kept wincing and going "oooh, me Crown Jewels!" :o

Never, Spiro! I am merely par excellence, You are as always our tone-lowerer supreme

You lot are such a bad influence on me.

Anyone watching RH series 3 on Watch on the weekends? It was the Meg one today, Gizzy was so sweet in it.

My predictive text keeps calling me 'thee allowing' for some reason, perhaps I should name change to make things easier.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

Ooh, I love the Meg episode, Small. I am a soppy old Massive, I always thought he had it in him.

JP is certainly a joy in his dirty old jeans

But lookee here

Blimey Twigs, thats made me slightly wibbly , can I do the body search to make sure he's not carrying any concealed weapons?

See, I said you were a bad influence!

I'm being drawn back to click on soldier boy repeatedly. Gawd help me i could be here all night with the zoom.

It is a corker, isn't it, Small? I think that his arm is actually holding a gun to someone's head but if you ignore that it looks altogether different :) I just wish he wasn't wearing the the Spandau Ballet scarf...

Who wants to do the honours this time then? I did this one, so somebody else feel free to find us a new home...

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