The Lord Jasper Damerel School of Kitten Handling: Zoology Dept., University of Milton Northern

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Of course, I am violently allergic to cats...

The only picture we have of the Dean is not overly flattering but in my head he looks a little more like this

Come in, enjoy, help yourself to Twiglets.
Yours sincerely, a Fair Trespasser.

Just for clarity I am not really at Heathrow and would never in a million years stalk someone, it was just for comic effect.

We believe you Small

Well today has been rather dull and wet and not a single siting of Our Man. Back to the grindstone tomorrow. Anyone want a job? I am too busy and need some help. I can't pay you though, I haven't any money, you'll need to so it for the love of the job.

No takers?

I wish I could help out, Small, it would be a nice change to get away from my lot for the odd day. In fact I would almost pay you!

Do you have your house back to yourselves yet?

Oh I forgot to tell you they have been showing RH series 3 on Watch on the weekends. Only problem is that itstarts at 6am so have missed a lot of it

The house is all mine again, thanks, Small, bar Mr M who is working from home!

I have been watching a bit of RH 3 on the PC today, as a matter of fact. Yum!

Yesterdays one was the one where he comes back with King Johns special troops and a lion . Have seen anything before that so no idea where he's been or why.

There's a fascinating programme on about Eygpt at the mo and satelite images of the ancient cities. It amazing but I have a feeling that it's sort of an archaeological cheat.

Is it introduced by that Egyptian chap. Zahi Hawass? I have an audio book of his- lots of new stuff about the people who actually built all the ancient monuments. Always thought they were slaves but they weren't apparently.

No two English presenters following the work of an American archaeologist who uses infra red images from satelite.

I thinnk I saw something similar in one of the papers recently. A far cry from good old Howard Carter, and a crowd of locals with shovels, eh?

No, quite. Funnily enough once the authorities had agreed to excavate they turned up with a bunch of people with what appeared to be brooms and leather buckets which looked very basic indeed , it appears that the site has exposed something quite important though.

And have you heard about all the FIFA nonsense? (now watching the news ). I'm sure in the footie mad household it's all the talk.

I am sure that Fifa business is terribly terribly important but so far I have fortunately been able to avoid learning about it When The News is on I tend to leave the room!

I have no idea about FIFA and no interest in finding out. If I ruled the world I would ban football altogether & its moronic, arrogant, chauvanistic, overpaid 'staff'.

(can you tell I'm not a fan?)

Right I'm orf to bed, see you lovelies tomorrow.

Sweet dreams Small.

If I don't have some tonight after all the writing, reading & viewing I've done over the last couple of days I'm not going to be impressed!

Night Small, sleep well!

Gratuitious Gizzy shot number 1458

And so to bed, as Mr Pepys so succinctly puts it. Goodnight, all.

How lovely, wish that hand was helping me get up this morning, I saw themoving version of that yesterday Massive

Well the Smallboys slept beautifully - hooray! So hopefully I'll have a productive day today.

ROFL. Bob -- I presume you are one of Uzi's mates. The words ''crazy'' and ''box of frogs'' comes to mind. That hat lady is my kind of people!

Unfortunately don't know Uzi, but love the hat lady's chaRActers striking back - been lurking for a while and wondered if MN's resident RA fans knew about the hat lady...

Many thanks for the kind thought, Bob -- I take it that is short for Roberta in the circumstances?

Come back and talk to us yourself, whenever you have a spare moment!