The Lord Jasper Damerel School of Kitten Handling: Zoology Dept., University of Milton Northern

[PasstheTwiglets]

Of course, I am violently allergic to cats...

The only picture we have of the Dean is not overly flattering but in my head he looks a little more like this

Come in, enjoy, help yourself to Twiglets.
Yours sincerely, a Fair Trespasser.

Massive. Come here. Now.

Oooh-er, now I'm for it!

Bother!

:o at Massive.

Gizzy's command literally gave me goosepimples

Me too Twigs (slaps wrist )

Helloo!!!!! Long time no see!

@ us lot

Such a shame I would be in no condition to appreciate him properly.

Hi I'm in and out again I'm afraid, on my way out to gym. So busy at moment. Work is alternately horrendous and tedious. Not sure which is worse. Still training for my swim of course.

I assume you all saw the Rise Up for Christchurch video - left me speechless. Anyway gotta run...

Lady V, stay long enough for a chat at least! Nice to see you anyway, hope work eases up.

I'm back for a chat now...

If anyone else is here that is...?

Looks as if everyone else has run away, Lady V, what with all the invalids and such.

But wait! who is this lurking in the shadows?

I thought I'd better post one of these after all the Lucas-watching I did earlier

Sorry, got stuck doing bed duties with a little boy who is scared of monsters .

Are you still around Lady V, me and Massive are here?

Is Gizzy feeling a bit left out then Massive, careful he doesn't set fire to your house in a fit of pique.

Ah just me on my own and a bottle of Gizzy , I'm starting to feel like a lonely virtual alcoholic.

I'd love to join you for a virtual drinky, Small, but the big monthly food shop calls!

Noooo make Mr Spiro do it!!!

Fine.

Hi everyone. I bet you thought it was Gizzy's fault I wasn't here earlier, but it was nothing to do with him and his sulks, I just lost my internet connection.

I hope everyone ias been okay since I last checked in!

Back here all is peachy - the SBs are back at school and I am feeling much better,

Glad you're feeling better though.

I was already outside the supermarket when you got out the Polish Cordial.

As for Mr Spiro doing the the shopping...

Glad you're feeling better, Massive. I am out tonight so probably won't be around this evening either.

Well, I hope to make up for last night, tonight. So sorry, Small, honest, but it was out of my hands, got straight onto the ISP then and there but could only resolve the problem just now.

I thought you might prefer this to a reconciliatory bunch of flowers.