The Lord Jasper Damerel School of Kitten Handling: Zoology Dept., University of Milton Northern

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Of course, I am violently allergic to cats...

The only picture we have of the Dean is not overly flattering but in my head he looks a little more like this

Come in, enjoy, help yourself to Twiglets.
Yours sincerely, a Fair Trespasser.

don't you think he looks a bit, well, pervy there? He looks like he's having most un Mr Thornton-like thoughts

Works for me! Mr Thornton does the Gruinard Project - steampunk stylee !

For Dr Twigs:

birthday cheesecake

Has he got a Kindle? I suggested my friend got one for her book mad DH for Christmas and he loved it.

Good job I will not be in the UK for a while Spiro,! Hopefully I will have forgotten about that cheesecake website by the time I make it over there...

Venice DVD

(Hope I've remembered correctly)

There's also this and a books of the first series.

Mr Thornton does the Gruinard Project

conused..... cannot... compute....

Yes he's got a Kindle, Spiro and we have those Venice books & DVDs! Thank you though. Cheesecake website looks fab!

::Kicks fluffy bunnies out of the way::

::Looks stern::

To Twiggy

Madam, there are so many mistaken assumptions in your earlier post that I hardly know where to begin. First, what do you mean un Mr Thornton-like thoughts? This is a man who is so seized by manly passions when he first sets eyes on me Margaret that he is soon ardently proposing marriage to me her (which is about as raunchy as it gets in the 19th century). Second, I venture to suggest that the opposite of chaste and wholesome (which I imagine is what you mean by Mr Thornton-like) is not pervy. Mind you, if my dear dear Johnnie goes anywhere near the Gurnard project to have you ladies leching over him, we shall Have Words.

You must excuse me. I have a pile of cravats to iron ready for the morrow.

Yours disappointedly

Maud

::Still getting hot and steamy here::

So Dixon has put plenty of starch into the cravats today, then.

::Dashing away with the smoothing iron::

Sorry Maudy, I just think he looks more like one of the Carry On cast than the Mr Thornton that I know and love!

Well, I thought he looked rather lovely, Maud.

Anybody watching Baftas? Wooft is Benedict Cumberbatch wearing on his feet?!

Tell me you don't see the similarity...

Peeps out from behind sofa, as is watching Doctor Who

Twiggy - You really should have gone to Specsavers. A slightly saucy glint in his eye does not, repeat not, equate to oooooh matron.

Brandishes smoothing iron in threatening manner, to keep away those who are dissing Mr Thornton the gangers

::Emerges from behind sofa again, having just seen Twiggy's latest post::

Twiggy dear, I can only suggest you replace the house rabbit with a guide dog ASAP.

Evening all

Well thanks for the hobbit clip Twigs, yes the whooping was a bit cringey and as Massive points out, the spiritual bond I have with Richard meant he displayed to me that he is just a bloke just as I was asking for evidence of.

I don't think that photo is pervy looking but I don't like it very much

I am watching the Baftas, Martin Freeman just won something - best supporting? I was typing on here so didn't hear properly.

LOL at house rabbit/guide dog!

Yay for Martin Freeman! #Baftas

Obviously I am not watching the Baftas, but Best Supporting...?

S'alright - I'll PM you when I've finished reworking Chapter 9 !

I believe Martin Freeman got Best supporting actor for Watson in 'Sherlock'

Blimey Small, how loud do you type?! :) It was Best Supporting Actor that Martin Freeman won (for Sherlock). I liked his acceptance speech - "I really, really, did expect this" :)