The Heinz Kruger Palace of (57) Varieties

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Strangers are friends you just haven't met, yet. Even when they are baddies and drive science-fiction-y submarines, wearing a smart grey lounge suit.

Your poor daughter, Spiro. So the Man is so hot, pizzas ignite in his presence.

More like mummy gets do engrossed watching said hot man that she completely forgets pizza is in the oven - I had to try & pass it off as "it has different cheese on to the usual one and it goes more brown when it cooks" !

Burning the dinner- been there, done that: in the oven, under the grill, pans boiled dry etc. etc.l
Also the forgetting whether I have put salt in the potatoes, or even the potatoes in the potatoes.

I must not burn the dinner, I must not burn the dinner, I must not burn the dinner.

Oh, dRAt

Am loving dRAt!

And your photo, Massive.

We have just had ostrich steaks for dinner which were really nice. Got H to cook them, just in case...

Ostrich steaks? Oooh-eerrr.

Look into my eyes. Look stRAight into my eyes.

Looking at all these RAdiant photos and RemAing indifferRAnt is ReAlly a stRAin.

::Maud's inner pedant winces at the mis-spellings::

For anyone cRAving another glimpse of the RAven locks and fine chiselled profile

That photogRAph is ExtRAvagantly RAvishing, Maud

Have you lot been on the Polish cordial again?

Maud that last pic is lovely I adore his sidies, I think they make him particularly handsome by framing his face.

They fRAme his twiglets, too, Small. It is a lovely pic.

::Blows RAspberry at Small::

No, the only thing intoxicating me is this RAkish guy

I think that Thorton pic was another example of stroppy git masterful look Massive.

Yes sidies do fRAme his twiglets beautifully.

Just watching HIGNFY repeat, tis very funny but VC looks decidedly unimpressed by much of it.

I rather liked it when she told the naughty boys off for being patronising.

Wot are we like? I do hope no lurkers are taking our fangirl extRAvagances seriously.

On the other hand

how about this?
Twiglets BOGOF offer.

Well, we needed something to fill the gap left by the Beatles lyrics game.

cRAzy in love

So did I Maud, and so did Mr Small

if you are after R & A, you have to have

And it's in Mockba!

So, did MrSmall enjoy being told off by the comely Victoria?

Lovely choon, Massive. So poignant, so profound, so moving.

Moving? is moving.

Call that moving? Huh. This one is RApturous.

::Milking it for all it's worth::

There is one shot in at 0.32 that... well, Ii won't elaboRAte...

Am ROFLing at the BOGOF Twiglets and the special cheese which goes extra brown :o

Loving the RA words. I must admit to getting rather cross when a word I want to use doesn't have those letters in.

I have a liking problem with Victoria Coren. It is terribly unfair of me, I'm sure.

Spiro, for a cut & blow dry with a half-head of highlights, my hairdresser charges £85. She doesn't seem to put the dye right to the edge of the roots though (the cynic in me is wondering if this is deliberate) so they seem to need doing very frequently.