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The Heinz Kruger Palace of (57) Varieties

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SupermassiveLBD · 04/05/2011 21:40

Strangers are friends you just haven't met, yet. Even when they are baddies and drive science-fiction-y submarines, wearing a smart grey lounge suit.

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SupermassiveLBD · 16/05/2011 22:04

I would love to dance TDVLG, if Gizzy doesn't mind. I think he's got his eye on a gnaughty girl across the room anyway.

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AhaniatheWise · 16/05/2011 22:06

Doing John Porter?!
That's definitely no joke!

LadyVenetia · 16/05/2011 22:07

A party??? What have I missed? Where have I been?

SupermassiveLBD · 16/05/2011 22:07

Night, SOS, thanks for the good wishes.

Ahania, I second that sentiment whole-heartedly. it does sound like fun, though.

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SupermassiveLBD · 16/05/2011 22:09

Hello, lady V and welcome to the pleasure dome my birthday party

MN is being v. slow tonight, though...

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IAmATallDarkVictorianLoveGod · 16/05/2011 22:11

Enchanted, my dear Massive. And may I, as is my custom, present you with a basket of fruit? Mine are the finest peaches in Milton.

GnothiSeauton · 16/05/2011 22:13

The lack of context won't make sense but I was chatting with DH and the words "John" and "porter" (as in hospital porter) came up whilst talking about a TV show title. DH teasingly said "they should put the two together and do 'John Porter' instead". He didn't mean "do" like that but I murmured thoughtfully "mmm, doing John Porter..." in a way that I thought was funny for a nanosecond but then realised was entirely inappropiate and I then hid my face and blushed furiously, which DH found hysterical. Luckily :o

GnothiSeauton · 16/05/2011 22:18

Well, night all! I'd best be off before Urizen starts snoring or I'll never get to sleep tonight..

Ah, it's so beautiful here....

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 16/05/2011 22:19

::Staggers in::

I am finding the fact that I have to post everything thrice (because the first two times the internet breaks and the post vanishes into the ether) exhausting. So, I will bid you all good night.

::Waves cheerily to Massive::

Hope you had a good birthday, my dear!

SupermassiveLBD · 16/05/2011 22:20

Delicious, Dear LG. Peaches are one of my my favourites. Aren't they, Gizzy? Although he quite likes apples

I am having the same trouble Maud, so thanks for the good wishes and I bid you goodnight!

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SupermassiveLBD · 16/05/2011 22:23

Grin @ GS Night all who are going. Gizzy and I are going to sit for a bit and finish the bottle of pink champagne and the strawberries...

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AhaniatheWise · 16/05/2011 22:25

Night all! Sweet dreams.

Relieved it's not just me with techno issues.

PasstheTwiglets · 16/05/2011 22:26

Ah that's better -those party heels were very uncomfortable...

Indeed Maud, MN has been incredibly irritating tonight. Goodnight to you! I must away as well, I fear. Massive, I hope you have had a very happy advance, belated or real birthday!

(who was Stick and ThighsofSteel?!)

Night, all.
x

SupermassiveLBD · 16/05/2011 22:29

Night all, it's very nice sitting here quietly, on Gizzy's lap or it would be if it weren't for that big sword of his Wink

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DumSpiroSpero · 16/05/2011 22:34

Naughty but nice, Massive?! Wink

SupermassiveLBD · 16/05/2011 22:37

Nice doesn't begin to cover it, Spiro...

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DumSpiroSpero · 16/05/2011 22:49

I think someone had had a little too much Polish Cordial tonight (but obviously nowhere near enough Gizzy!) Grin

SupermassiveLBD · 16/05/2011 22:53

Enough Gizzy? There'sh no sush shing...

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PasstheTwiglets · 17/05/2011 07:05

Shock and :o at squirms experimentally ROFLMBO!!!!

TheSmallPrint · 17/05/2011 07:12

Morning all! Well that was a nice party, shame about MN being a PITA especially when you have a multiple personality disorder. Grin

The tattoos visiting was inspired!

PasstheTwiglets · 17/05/2011 08:01

Indeed Small, I had planned to namechange several times but gave up after the first attempt took 15 minutes! How are you this morning then? Still feeling feisty? Wink

TheSmallPrint · 17/05/2011 09:29

I was five different people last night Twigs!!

I'm alright this morning, Smallboy got up at 6.30 but I still woke at 5am, at least it was gently though as opposed to being screamed at.

PasstheTwiglets · 17/05/2011 09:37

5 people?!

what a nuisance that you woke up before Smallboy; I hate it when that happens :(

TheSmallPrint · 17/05/2011 09:42

Oh poo just realised I got one of my names wrong.

Yes I hate it too - I feel cheated Grin

PasstheTwiglets · 17/05/2011 10:31

How did you get a name wrong? Am confused... I didn't spot anything incongruous- or do you just mean that you didn't do one that you meant to?

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