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The Heinz Kruger Palace of (57) Varieties

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SupermassiveLBD · 04/05/2011 21:40

Strangers are friends you just haven't met, yet. Even when they are baddies and drive science-fiction-y submarines, wearing a smart grey lounge suit.

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GnothiSeauton · 16/05/2011 21:44

Ooh yes please, Mr TDHVLG, I'll partake in a gavotte with you!

SupermassiveLBD · 16/05/2011 21:46

bet my dress is all creased now after being shut up in the closet.
Well, that's our story isn't it. Gizzy?

We have party bags...

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AhaniatheWise · 16/05/2011 21:46

Very nice Massive.

My sympathies Mr Victorian - the technical kit from the land of dead poets isn't so hot tonight either.

Wouldn't mind giving you stately quadrille a try though (is that a euphemism?) Wink

JohnThighsOfSteelPorter · 16/05/2011 21:46

Wow nice dress Massive.

IAmATallDarkVictorianLoveGod · 16/05/2011 21:46
JohnThighsOfSteelPorter · 16/05/2011 21:48

Would you care to dance Massive, that sweaty bloke in leather can't monopolise you all night.

GnothiSeauton · 16/05/2011 21:49

Ooooh, lovely dress Massive! Make sure that fierce chap you're with doesn't rip it with his sword. Although, on second thoughts.... Wink

ClimbAboard my old mate, good to see you! You haven't seen Hello Kitty anywhere, have you?

IAmATallDarkVictorianLoveGod · 16/05/2011 21:49

Oh ladies, my apologies. At the time I posted, nobody had accepted my offer of a dance. Now I am spoilt for choice.

FeistySpyLady · 16/05/2011 21:52

Oh I was about to see if you were free Mr LoveGod but I see there is a queue.

ClimbAboard, you look like an interesting chap, perhaps you'd care for a dance?

GnothiSeauton · 16/05/2011 21:53

MrVictorian, I'm still waiting for a dance y'know. I wiggled my letter S at you and everything... it's naughty MN, trying to spoil our fun :(

:o at Massive's story about the creased dress.

Oooh, party bags?!

IAmATallDarkVictorianLoveGod · 16/05/2011 21:54
GnothiSeauton · 16/05/2011 21:55

Does my G look big in this?

SexOnAStick · 16/05/2011 21:57

Sorry I'm late, I see the party is in full swing.

IAmATallDarkVictorianLoveGod · 16/05/2011 21:57
GnothiSeauton · 16/05/2011 21:57

Another one for the birthday girl

SexOnAStick · 16/05/2011 21:57

Grin @ does my G look big in this!

SexOnAStick · 16/05/2011 21:58
SexOnAStick · 16/05/2011 21:59

I know people are taller these days but was that Guy fella really that short?

GnothiSeauton · 16/05/2011 21:59

Evening, Stick! Whenever I see the word "hedonistic" I think of "head on a stick"....

So, hands up who inadvertently make a joke about 'doing John Porter' in front of their DH earlier? No? Just me then.

SupermassiveLBD · 16/05/2011 22:00

We have been trying to give the party bags out but MN has other ideas

Here is the

And this is

Thanks for that last pressy btw, Gizzy say's he's never seen one that big.

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IAmATallDarkVictorianLoveGod · 16/05/2011 22:01

Would the birthday girl care to dance?

SupermassiveLBD · 16/05/2011 22:02

Gnaughty gnaughty, Gnothi! So how did that go, then? Blush

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SexOnAStick · 16/05/2011 22:03

Argh I can't cope with MN, it's sulking because it wasn't invited to the party so it's trying to spoil it for everyone else.

Happy Brithday Massive and ta very much for the party bags. Grin

IAmATallDarkVictorianLoveGod · 16/05/2011 22:03

I venture to suggest that I am seen to very good advantage in that moving picture clip.

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