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The Heinz Kruger Palace of (57) Varieties

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SupermassiveLBD · 04/05/2011 21:40

Strangers are friends you just haven't met, yet. Even when they are baddies and drive science-fiction-y submarines, wearing a smart grey lounge suit.

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JohnThighsOfSteelPorter · 16/05/2011 20:57

Love the dress!

Victorian perhaps Teri can give you a spin?

IAmATallDarkVictorianLoveGod · 16/05/2011 21:00

Who is this scowling fellow clad in leather? He looks a villainous sort, though I confess his features are quite handsome. Indeed, one might say that

The lines in the face were few but firm, as if they were carved in marble, and lay principally about the lips, which were slightly compressed over a set of teeth so faultless and beautiful as to give the effect of sudden sunlight when the rare bright smile, coming in an instant and shining out of the eyes, changed the whole look from the severe and resolved expression of a man ready to do and dare everything, to the keen honest enjoyment of the moment.

GnothiSeauton · 16/05/2011 21:02

Well hello there, Soldier Boy!

IAmATallDarkVictorianLoveGod · 16/05/2011 21:04

Would you care to dance, Miss Teri?

TeritheFangirl · 16/05/2011 21:04

Very glam FSL, what do you boys think?
I feel quite dressed down in my, like, jeans

Mr Gnocchi, thanks for the pressie but old auntie Massive is too old and rheumaticky to appreciate a young stallion gift like that, she'd just want to knit him a woolly jumpery

TeritheFangirl · 16/05/2011 21:05

,,,sort of thing...

TheSmallPrint · 16/05/2011 21:05
AhaniatheWise · 16/05/2011 21:06

Good evening mortal ladies!

I have had one heck of a journey tonight - I do hope it will prove worthwhile Wink!

TeritheFangirl · 16/05/2011 21:08

Thank you kindly TDVLG, if only I could hear myself think while I dance, those tatts are doin' me 'ead i9n...

TeritheFangirl · 16/05/2011 21:11
GnothiSeauton · 16/05/2011 21:12
TeritheFangirl · 16/05/2011 21:13

You certainly have a way with words, TDVLG, meanwhile

AhaniatheWise · 16/05/2011 21:16

That's my DH you're talking about Gnothi!

I was looking at your surname and thinking along the lines of 'sit on' but....

GnothiSeauton · 16/05/2011 21:17

Hang on Massive, someone is coming to rescue you! I don't know who he is but he's wearing black leather and he looks awfully cross. He's hacking away at the padlock on your door with his Big Sword...

TeritheFangirl · 16/05/2011 21:19

VFC: oh dear I hope he won't put a kink in it, Gnothi ,he might need it later

TeritheFangirl · 16/05/2011 21:23
GnothiSeauton · 16/05/2011 21:27
FeistySpyLady · 16/05/2011 21:32

I'm completely lost with Ahania Confused

AhaniatheWise · 16/05/2011 21:32

But what a space to be taking up - you think you're jealous?!

FeistySpyLady · 16/05/2011 21:32
IAmATallDarkVictorianLoveGod · 16/05/2011 21:35

Oh dear. Mr Arkwright's steam computer keeps crashing on me. I may be forced to leave the party but, until then, won't someone dance with me?

I'd love to show you my stately quadrille

GnothiSeauton · 16/05/2011 21:41

I had to Google her... (that sounds rude). She was Urizen's love (Urizen being the floaty hair man tattooed on Lucas' delicious tum).

Ahania, do you have conjugal visits? Drop in and say hi next time you're around. You'll like it down here :)

Massive, the game's up. You dragged Guy back into the closet and locked the door from the inside, didn't you? Come on out, you need to blow out the candles on your birthday cake. I'm sorry they spelled your name wrongly, btw...

ClimbAboard · 16/05/2011 21:41

Evening. just thought I'd join my colleagues for a quick drink Wink

SupermassiveLBD · 16/05/2011 21:41

I think MN is trying to sabotage this party, it's so slow. I wonder how much Teri bribed them.

I bet my dress is all creased now after being shut up in the closet. (But it looks better on me cos I've left off the fake tan.)

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