The Heinz Kruger Palace of (57) Varieties

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Strangers are friends you just haven't met, yet. Even when they are baddies and drive science-fiction-y submarines, wearing a smart grey lounge suit.

Stap me, Maud, that man's in the all-together!

I shall now deliver myself of an Odious Ode.

ahem.
To the powers that be:

Why oh why
Did you not give us Guy
Having a scrub
In a Nottamun tub?
Twould brighten our day,
In the pleasantest way,
A naughty knight scene
That at least would be clean!
My oh my
If we can't have wet Guy,
Wet Lucas would do
Or a Johnny or two.
Please hark to my plea
Yours faithfully
Disgusted of Islandia

The above post was in response to Maud's generous gift, btw. Like ''Rod'' in that last vid, , I got all behind while I was in the Throes of Compostion

Seriously MAssive, this should come with a health warning when you post it. How clingy are those wet jeans, showing off those fantastic thighs and peaches to perfection. Speaking of which, have we seen the Caravaggio lately? I can't find it.

Another small gift for the birthday girl (but others can peep too)

You're beginning to sound like a perv, Small

Oh dear

Brilliant little ode, Massive! You are so good at that!! We need to see more of your writing, too...

Small, my problem with finding these pics is knowing what to Google. "John Porter in the style of Caravaggio" or "my favourite photo, you know, the one where his eyes look really blue" or "footwell" etc. don't tend to bring many results.

Will be back later in my party frock.

Ah, I tend to save the best ones. Finding names for them can be challenging, but Caravaggio is called Caravaggio. Yes, really.

I was pulling your long and shapely leg, Small.

Oh whats the one with the lovely thighs then (at the risk of sounding like an even bigger perv)

I have no idea which one you mean, but there's plenty of sturdy leg action here.

::faints with iron in her hand::

::tomorrow's school uniform combusts::

Oh you do, it's the Michelangelo!

Hello you ladiez, remember me? Did someone say there was a party here tonite?

Good evening, ladies.

I am pleased to see that you ladies are anxious to study the arts. Perhaps later we could study Plato, but in the meantime here is a gift for Miss Small

Teri - You are an immodest young women but not without charms.

I understand it is your birthday so please accept this with my very best wishes.

Thank you kind sir. I'll have you know I am a reformed character these days so don't believe what that old bag Massive says about me. The portrait of Gizzy was bee-oo-tiful. Do you think Auntie Small will lend me her IF to combat the little frisson of chaleur it has aroused in me?

Of course, you yourself are a pretty fit bloke, notwithstanding. If you don't mind my say-so

Evening all, I just saw this young lady looking at a photo and then she collapsed, poor thing. Is there a doctor in the house?

I do not understand this modern parlance "pretty fit bloke". Do you mean to suggest that I am in good health? I am glad to confirm that that is indeed the case.

Would you care to partake in a glass of Polish cordial and a round of rummy?

Charmed I am sure ,TDVLG.
JP. it must have been a photo of your good self then. the Hog Roast, perhaps, or maybe this?

Oh and Happy Birthday Massive, I brought you a little present from my travels.

I did find this on the floor just now. So, wheres the party?

Well hello there soldier!

Fancy a

I think we are the party, Mr Porter. Perhaps we should ask the ladies to dance?

JP, thanks so much you are truly a Diamond Geezer!

Do you like my dress?

Evening everyone, I heard there was a party going on? Nice to meet you all, I'm one of Lucas' tattoos. Perhaps you've met my sister, Spiro? I have a much better view than she does though, heh-heh-heh...

Teriiiiiiii!!! So nice to meet you, I've heard so much about you! When you next see Massive, would you wish her a very happy birthday from me? I have a present for her too, perhaps you would be so kind as to pass it on to her? I've kept the receipt in case it doesn't fit.

Good heavens, FeistySpyLady. .