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The Standring Faculty of Sheep Husbandry at the University of Milton North

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DumSpiroSpero · 23/03/2011 10:45

Well, this should guarantee us some visitors if it comes up on 'Most Active'.

one for the mantelpiece

Ok, the next 2 aren't John Standring, but it would be rude not to...

yummy!

UMN Rector!

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TheSmallPrint · 23/03/2011 22:59

Night night.

SupermassiveLBD · 23/03/2011 23:02

Oh Maudie, sorry, I didn't see you were going too. Nighty night and don't get yourself too tangled up in those carvats.

DumSpiroSpero · 23/03/2011 23:03

Mmm! My Lucas in a taxi dreams certainly wouldn't be sweet...Wink

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SupermassiveLBD · 23/03/2011 23:03

or even cravats. With ''carvats'' I have obviously still got taxis on the brain.

DumSpiroSpero · 23/03/2011 23:04

Night Maud & Small.

Are you still home alone Massive? Must be pretty late on the banks of the Limpopo

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SupermassiveLBD · 23/03/2011 23:04

We know the ones you mean Spiro Shock Blush

SupermassiveLBD · 23/03/2011 23:05

Yes I am, they must have gone on somewhere...

DumSpiroSpero · 23/03/2011 23:05

Massive you do not want to know where my mind has ended up as a result of your last post! Grin

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 23/03/2011 23:05

Well he's never complained yet

::scarpers::

DumSpiroSpero · 23/03/2011 23:07

How blooming annoying (or maybe not under the circumstances)?!

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SupermassiveLBD · 23/03/2011 23:08

Where to, sir? Thames House sir? Certainly, sir, hop in

DumSpiroSpero · 23/03/2011 23:08

Maud Shock Shock Shock

Are you going into competition for my Academy Harlot crown? Hmm Grin

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DumSpiroSpero · 23/03/2011 23:09

LOL Massive! Grin

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SupermassiveLBD · 23/03/2011 23:10

Which post was that Spiro, they have all been pretty close to the bone tonight. The freedom has gone to my head

DumSpiroSpero · 23/03/2011 23:13

The last one!

this is nice - a rare happy Lucas

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SupermassiveLBD · 23/03/2011 23:13

Ooops, I can hear a car in the drive, may have to depart sharpish, so I shall say goodnight, just in case!

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 23/03/2011 23:14

::Looks back again::

Mais non, Spiro. I was just responding to Massive's lewd insinuation joke in the appropriate spirit. Think of us as the Morecambe and Wise of the Academy. My relationship with Mr Thornton is, as you know, entirely in my head a profound and spiritual one, based on a shared love of Plato and ratafia biscuits.

Really going now. Goodnight again everyone and I hope Massive's house guests don't come crashing back into the house in the early hours disturbing her Gizzy dreams the sleep of the just.

SupermassiveLBD · 23/03/2011 23:16

The last one!
Gives whole new shades of meaning to the phrase ''taken for a ride''

Mwaah hah hah ha

DumSpiroSpero · 23/03/2011 23:18

Good Lord, Massive - I will have to.JP.my game if you keep making comments like that! Grin

I will bid you all goodnight as well, sweet dreams...

thud!

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DumSpiroSpero · 23/03/2011 23:19

...or even up my game

(Dunno though...)

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DumSpiroSpero · 24/03/2011 05:52

Oh FGS!

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TheSmallPrint · 24/03/2011 09:54

Morning! Have reviewed last nights pics and A* to you all. I need to get Spooks 9 now!

DumSpiroSpero · 24/03/2011 10:22

Oh yes you do!

I am in a good mood this morning - started the day with a big Twitter hug from John Porter! Grin

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TheSmallPrint · 24/03/2011 11:26

OK wheres the cheapest place for me to get it? They seem so expensive.

I wonder if Maud has watched our lovely Aussie yet?

SupermassiveLBD · 24/03/2011 11:36

Ten to SIX, was that, Spiro? You poor thing. Still, the Twitter hug might have helped.