The Standring Faculty of Sheep Husbandry at the University of Milton North

[DumSpiroSpero]

Well, this should guarantee us some visitors if it comes up on 'Most Active'.

one for the mantelpiece

Ok, the next 2 aren't John Standring, but it would be rude not to...

yummy!

UMN Rector!

Has Twiggy seen this?

Cant open that Maudie but I can see Duran Duran reference

I meant to add a after my previous post btw.

No, I can't get it to start either, but Twiggy may make more effort than I did, for the sake of Mr Le Bon.

Gets her retaliation in first

Greedy maybe, need it after looking at that pic again. Dum spiro, spero indeed.

I'm quite thirsty after licking the screen again

Sorry , I got so carried away I forgot my manners.

Perhaps Maud has some spare cravats we could use to mop up with?

I don't know about that but I did find this old dishcloth behind the cushion.

Oh! Look over there. Isn't that Lucas?

::Takes advantage of the commotion as various Academicians handbag each other for a better look, and retrieves the floppy white shirt and hides it in her capacious reticule::

This one,you mean,Maud?

::nods, wordlessly, as she struggles to breathe::

Also ::gasp:: seen to good advantage ::gasp:: here

::collapses::

No Massive, it was a little grubby but it was a white floaty dish cloth not black . Although saying that, I did find a black duster behind the other cushion when I was tidying earlier.

Would this be the soi-disant dishcloth, then?

Yes that does look like it Maud but why is that hotty handsome gent wearing it?

I am passing all such enquiries to Massive, Small although I suspect it's her intention that he should wear it as little as possible.

Is there any Chateau Gizzy left?

My reply was to your first post, the second does look like the duster I found. Again though, why is that wolfie handsome man wearing a duster?

According to Small it was in fact a soi-disant black duster she found, so that must be it. along with the soi-disant bad boy himself

::Fears that various wanton wenches ladies will be electrocuted tonight::

In view of that fabulous pic of Maud's, I feel a Marian-dissing session coming on.

With me now :

STUPID GIRL

You have to make allowances, Massive. She is a fictional character in a kids' tv show very young and unversed in the ways of the world and does not realise how rare it is to find a torso like that.

Being called a wanton wench is absolutely nothing compared to what I was called the other night. And it's a downright cruel lie. I only have two, like most other ladies.

Massive is right Maud, stop making excuses for her, fiction shmiction, she is a really stupid girl!