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just a portakabin maybe, till we can find a proper building?

That Brian Cox has such a way with words!

Twigs have you not heard of Photoshop?

Oh, well, we're just grateful round these parts to see the moon at all, wot wiv the pea-soupers and the urban decay.

::Starts spreadsheet to record Twiggy's crushes and wonders whether to arrange them alphabetically or chronologically::

Small, PLEASE!!! I have seen your photos and you are a third of the size that I am And by 3rd, ofd coruse I mean 6th

And I can safely say I'm bigger than either of you (tis an old pic on.the profile). If RA's quote about having a crush on Dawn French has any bearing on the truth I could be in luck - you know the episode of Dibley where she dyes her hair blonde? That's me...but with curls!

maybe we should all go and see CA when it comes out? How funny would that look?!

::Has jaw wired::

I was thinking earlier that I hadn't seen this vid for ages and lo, right on cue, Spiro mentions .

Groan! What do you do when your guests have guests?
Poor Gizzy didn't get a look-in today, I hope someone else was taking care of him. Thanks for the pic and vid, will try to have a squint later.

I shall imagine myself into a suite at Claridges now, to relax, with champers, chocs strawberries and maybe some other fruit. Nice.

On a serious note, sorry to hear of sick mums etc, the powers that be forget they will be older and iller themselves one day

CA is a definite, for me!!

Spiro, no way - I will win. Size.... rhymes with 'plenty' . On a good day.

:o : spreadsheet - you may start at Johnny Ball and work forward from there.

Oh poor Massive! Repeat the mantra 'This too will pass'!

::Waves at Massive::

::Waits impatiently for Massive::

Here you go, Massive

Johnny Ball? Johnny Ball? Now my mind is so blown that I can't even work out what CA is.

::Wonders if that is The Hobbit translated into Elvish::

Oh mercy. You mean Captain America.

And I am not going to post my dress size on the internet (even if I do take the square root and subtract five for luck).

Now that is what I call room service, ladies.

It was okay, lots of chat, plenty of laughs, but tiring and I needed my MN and Gizzy fix.

Re. Johnny Ball - I was very young, Maud :)

Re. posting dress sizes - I must say, I'm not entirely sure what led me to do that! A mixture of and knowledge that you are all thinner than me :) And seriously, what does it matter anyway?! You are all fantastically amusing and intersting women and I couldn't care less what you all look like.

Maud I don't expect you to, you are an international woman of mystery to me .

That's very kind of you, Twiggy, but I'm still booking the botox or else you'll realise I'm old enough to be your grandma. And I guess by your benchmark my first crush was another hero in uniform.

::snort:: at the idea of being the female equivalent of Austin Powers!

They freaked me out, Maud - a bit too Uncanny Valley for me! See that's the good thing about being fat - cuts down on the wrinkles :o

Indeed, Twiggy. They say you can either keep your figure or your face. So why have both of mine collapsed, then?

I never really had either to start with, Maud - it cuts down on a lot of expectations :)

Well, I'm reasonably happy with my face, apart from wanting it thinner, and I like my eyes - it is my theory that I was given them to distract attention away from my enormous arse!

Don't misunderstand me, Twiggy. All I mean is to the extent that I ever had a face or a figure, why have both dissolved into a mass of wrinkles?

LOL, Spiro!!!

I know what you meant, Maud, fret not. Being serious for a moment, I was always happy with my face too, it's just quite a blobby one now :)

And you think you've got problems, ladies. This is my twin brother.

Crikey. You're not ... Eccentrica Gallumbits ... are you? That would enliven any Academy conference.

::downs pangalactic gargleblaster in one::