Small I really LOL'd at "eats trail of popcorn without thinking"! :)
Why do we need to look up the Arch hotel - did you design it?!
Aaaahhh, Simon LeBon. DrTwiglets is very lucky that I married him instead of Dlarling Simon. I just put a story on Facebook, to a friend who mentioned his beautiful eyes, which I will cut & paste for you now (the story, not the eyes):
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Ah, well then, now you are encouraging me to tell a story!! When I was working at the Beeb, Simon was in the building across the road and I suddenly found a very urgent reason to go to said building. As I was on my way in, a bloke in head-to-toe motorcycle leathers and a motorcycle helmet on walked past. All that was visible of him was his eyes - but I'd have recognised those eyes anywhere :)
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Maud, I know, I know, ready-made-cocktails-in-cans must be gross. But we were buying an M&S meal deal and the mojito can just sort of leapt into my shopping basket.
So why don't we all have a London meet at some point then? Cakes and
! Would be fab!! We could actually do Claridges! (or is it £silly?)