The Invaders have gone out for a walk so I stayed behind to mumsnet tidy up!
And kerrrumbs, what did I find when I peeked last night?
You know, demands for attention at inopportune moments have always been a massive turn-ofF for Massive. But oh, lawdy, not this time.
Urgh! I can just picture her dashing back up the path after the best possible dessert, a nice slice of Gizzy pie, hoping she's not been missed, checking to make sure she's not got her skirt tucked up in her pants, and praying there is no stubble rash.
Mind you, being in a bit of a truculent mood, afTer being kept waiting for his fun for an hour, he decided he had to punish her....So she didn't sleep a wink last night, as she was following the advice on Twig's poster rather too well 
Thank you so much, VW, aka our resident writer-in-chief. What a lovely surprise and what could be better to divert me when I am obliged to be in hostess mode.
I hope Maud's lurgy proves short-lived.
Catch you all later, and thanks for you kind thoughts and the very hot story. I do hope he'll be back again to night. What I saw in the woodshed was not nasty at all 