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just a portakabin maybe, till we can find a proper building?

I am pleased and proud to have been of service, Maud.
As the actress said to the bishop. Or vice versa.

Fret not, MIL, that's only when it's administered by a tall, dark, blue-eyed leather-clad hottie with a bad case of the rampant imperatives. Others need not apply.

...he's even more fit in real life

You know I couldn't possibly comment.

So that's a yes, then

Eeeks, Massive! (but :o at I Like It Rough) What's happening on the blogs then? I never read them - any to recommend?

So the aforementioned felt-pen eyeliners are the liquid ones then? I have one of the 'dip in a pot' type as it was suppose to be the best one around (cheapy Rimmel job) but I couldn't do it at all :(

You know I couldn't possibly comment.

:)

Afternoon everyone, MAssive you made me laugh out loud too with that one .

Maud, you still a bit peaky, should I call the <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=4.bp.blogspot.com/_Cz7KMKqziYk/S7EDuppeLJI/AAAAAAAADCM/EbyHdfWSdS0/s1600/vlcsnap-00007-1.jpg&imgrefurl=allthingsrarmitage.blogspot.com/2010/03/richard-armitage-lucas-north-pics.html&usg=__ONn3Hd7ddKYcb-HpV4_qSZjyppg=&h=576&w=720&sz=77&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=zwL3o2zY7K651M:&tbnh=141&tbnw=168&ei=KSJ-TZXuNoWD4Aa1ro33BQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Drichard%2Barmitage%2Bgolden%2Bhour%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26biw%3D1899%26bih%3D876%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C78&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=467&vpy=145&dur=1484&hovh=201&hovw=251&tx=123&ty=116&oei=6CF-Tf22OdC2hAePwOzlBg&page=1&ndsp=52&ved=1t:429,r:12,s:0&biw=1899&bih=876" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">air ambulance?

::Teapots at four o'clock! Eek!::

Fly me to the moon, indeed.

::swoon::

I am under-qualified to advise anyone on macquillage, but the advantage of the felt pen types is that it's easier (for me) to get the right amount on the brush than with the dippy (so to speak) ones.

Gratuitous profile porn

And two for the price of one here

Just use the pencils, they are easier to smudge vaguely into the right direction, liquid eyeliner = clown faced Small.

Thank you for the profiles .

I managed to watch RH yesterday and Smallboy Major watched too. Ha ha now I have a proper excuse.

My skin is too thin for pencils, worse luck
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I am always in the market for a nice bit of gratuitous profile, Maud. I could write a sonnet to that noble nose. But don't worry, I won't.

Who did Smallboy Major want to be, Small? Robin, I am guessing.

He kept asking who the baddies were so obviously I had to tell him. I don't think he will appreciate the finer qualities of our particular baddy.

I always soften the pencil on the back of my hand before putting to my wrinkled delicate eye.

Ah, so many conflicting ideas. Perhaps we need a tutorial on the correct application of eyeliner?

OMG! My mum is lurking on Gransnet - help

As for you, Maud, and your not commenting (grr ) I think you should be warned that I have contacted MNHQ and requested that they provide a custard pie emoticon ASAP!

I am loving the model for the eyeliner tutorial, Maud. Can I take him home when we've finished? If no one else wants him, that is?

Massive, how about this for a starter: "Richie supposes his noses is roses" (with apologies to Brown/Freed)

Sorry Spiro but had to LOL at the idea of having one's mum on Gransnet - oh, the horror! I'm presuming she doesn't know your MN name?!

Teapots at four o'clock!
Fly me to the moon, indeed.

Are you channeling Bertrand Russell, Maud? :)

Small, score on having an excuse for RH! We have got out of the habit of Hood o'clock since Disney but must get back into it soon.

She doesn't know my name but is probably not beyond sussing out that she only has to type Richard Armitage into the search bar and she'll find me

whats her name, can we search her?

She hasn't registered yet.

I can just imagine her posts...

AIBU: To not know what a BWWMD is?

Food: Why does my daughter keep going on about Twiglets?

General Health: my daughter apparently has a disease called SMFV - should I be worried?

There must be more but I have to rush out for an horu or so...

So long as she doesn't start asking about dragon butter & bumsex !!!!

something lovely to wash last post from everyone's conscience

I've still never dared google dragon butter... there are some things I think I'd rather not know!

Well, Twiglets, I thought I was channelling Biggles and Francis Albert Sinatra, but what do I know?

::Still trying to work out the Bertrand Russell connection::

I suppose it was only a matter of time before dragonbutter and bumsex found their way onto this thread, as once again the tone plummets. Poor Spiro. You must do all you can to discourage your mum from joining. Otherwise ....

Food and drink/health: My daughter drinks a bottle of Polish cordial a day. Is she a problem drinker?

Home and garden: My daughter has broken five kitchen tables in the last six months. Can anyone recommend a furniture store whose wares are less flimsy?

::A few minutes Googling later::

Ah, the celestial teapot.

::The tone rockets skywards, just like the teapot::

My daughter has broken five kitchen tables in the last six months.

If only...

@ Spiro's mums's supposed posts, courtesy of Twiggy and Maud.

The antidote to the bad stuff was very efficient, it had me thinking ignoble thoughts right away.

The celestial teapot is a new one on me. It just goes to prove how very educational this thread is.

Indeed, Massive. Who needs the Open University when you have the Academy?

Hello!!

Hi Phoenix - how's your neck today? Have just seen you of Twitter - will have start paying you agents fees