The Hermann Rorschach Institute at the University of Milton North

[DumSpiroSpero]

Our New Patron!

Woohoo for Sgt. Twiglets! You will love him, Massive :) In fact, I recently had a repeat outing with him myself...

Here we go again. Another overseas assignment

thud!

Are you unwell? Can I help you?

Well Mr Porter you're looking very fine this evening, may we offer you a ? Please do stay and join in the academic studies.

I am certainly loving that little secret smile of his

Massive glad to here your package has arrived safe and sound. Enjoy!

A glass of wine would be very welcome, but I am concerned about Miss Spiro. She seems to have passed out. Should we call a medic?

Bit of the Firthmeister too...

Who is that man? Has he ever seen active service?

It depends what you mean by active service, soldier.

Has he fought for Queen and country?

Maybe not, but he has made a lot of ladies very happy. Like this guy.

I'd quite like a bit of active service Mr Porter!

Have been researching sheep husbandry for purpose of Sparky's 2! Could do with something to clear some of that information out on my mind!

^Have been researching sheep husbandry"

But isn't that part of the challenge and fun of writing, Spiro? Or maybe not, remembering all the James Herriot books I've read.

Have a stiff drink

Is quite interesting, if a little weird to find myself reading about such a subject. If Mr Spiro walks in he'll no doubt think I've gone even more deranged than usual

Have written nearly 3,500 words so far, but will probably finish the whole thing before I post any of it.

I'm really enjoying it and it's a good exercise before I get stuck into a couple of bigger projects I'm planning.

Have done my erotic fiction and comedy practice so drama probably a good thing to be working on.

Pleased to meet you, Miss Spiro. I'm glad you've recovered.

That second bloke is rather handsome, Miss Massive. He reminds me of somebody.

Save me Mr Porter!

I keep getting lured to the 'filthy celebs' thread over in Chat!

Hmm, there are quite a few of you around, Mr Porter. Have you been cloned without your knowledge?

::Collapses on the common room Chesterfield::

Any chance of a glass of wine?

Well hey there, Soldier Boy

Here you go, Maud Have a glassa Gizzy.

Oh dear, I think I missed him again :( Well Mr Porter, I am just off to bed and you look rather tired too. Perhaps you should join me.

Naughty Twigs !