Lucasian Study Centre, University of Milton North

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Just in case no one opens a better one

Oh dear, Twiglets. The joys of feeding fuss-pots.

::Looks meaningfully at MissTechno::

Had meant to say that I thought of you as we drove past Langham Place. C U L8ter, as I believe Young People say.

Langham Place Ah yes, I remember it well...

As we are getting close to the event horizon already, I have taken the liberty of setting up a new home for later.

ROFL!

Lovely Institute you've established there, Twiglets. I'm going out now so will probably see you there later.

Crisis all sorted, ladies, I did say a minor one! Dishwasher made a big bang, so we had to call the service people. Luckily here they rock up more or less tout de suite so they have been and gone with good/bad news. Repairable, but at a price. And next week.
The doctor and JP would have been very welcome to pop round purely for thudding aesthetic reasons but their other services weren't required

Never mind, I am off to choose my party frock...

Did someone say there is a party tonight!!

Indeed, Phoenix, in your honour. Bring a hottie bottle!

Yup - birthday party pour vous! Whether you're here or not, in fact :)

Theresa, did you mean to say "hottie bottie!" ? ;)

We've got dishwasher probs too. Door not shutting without lots of faffing about. Could do with someone tall, dark, handsome & handy with a screwdriver paying me a visit...

So what time does the party start?

::Goes to iron crinoline and put fresh flowers on her best bonnet::

Maybe a bottie double is the most we can hope for, Twigs..

Unfortunately my repairmen had no TDH qualities and the screwdriver talents were not in evidence as we have to wait for spare parts.

Will anyone recognise me, I wonder?

Paging the bottie double! Paging the bottie double!

Sorry Techno, that is the genuine article

Partaaay!! I am off to put my frock on but in the meantime here is a birthday present for our guest of honour Happy birthday, Phoenix!!

::Strides manfully into the common room and helps himself to a glass of Maderia::

::Bows low, maintaining eye contact all the while::

Ladies. Good evening.

Mr Thornton! How are you, sir? Would you care for a tour of the ballroom?

Mr Thornton,

Hello - is the party here!!!

Sister, so nice to have some help with the feet-rubbing for once.

is for you

Evening All, I need to go and get a party outfit on and nip to the offy for a 2 litre bottle of cheap cider some quality Chateau Gizzy.

I expect we shall be moving soon, Phoenix.

By hook or by crook,I'll be last in this book!

no you wont