Academy Of Armitage Studies - pass the Twiglets...

[Bodenbabe]

Welcome to the new common room! Grab yourself some Twiglets and a glass of Chateau Gisborne or some Polish Cordial and come on in - the water's lovely!

We'd all had the same thought, Holly, I'm sure.

I'd be game for the Time Warp - we, ahem, did it at our wedding - but I was doubting whether I could go as far (so to speak) as Voulez-Vous [not the Abba version] in a basque.

I just found my dream job

That is nothing to what you know I could have posted, Missy. But if you insist on the leather, here you go

Excellent cravat there, that would suit Mr Thornton to a T.
Re the Spode visit, Stoke is worse than Runcorn, take it from me!

That does have its perks, Lotster. Do you actually get paid as well?

Lobster - poor woman, having to do that everyday

I assume so but if not I would pay him.

Maybe we should send her off somewhere nice for a holiday to recuperate, while Lotster and the rest of us altruistically help out.

I have found my dream <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=2.bp.blogspot.com/_lrO8T0sv2fc/SyCjcuvtu6I/AAAAAAAABCQ/Pl39sZoX0Y8/s400/jtkiss.jpg&imgrefurl=armitagefanblog.blogspot.com/2009/12/before-afters.html&usg=__mJ4vTyy7WZSXskF6hoSmIKrnyfs=&h=225&w=400&sz=10&hl=en&start=34&zoom=1&tbnid=XikpVP1yqtoh1M:&tbnh=153&tbnw=206&prev=/images%3Fq%3Drichard%2Barmitage%2Bkissing%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1R2ACAW_enGB392%26biw%3D1899%26bih%3D824%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C710&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=1470&vpy=460&dur=250&hovh=168&hovw=300&tx=188&ty=100&ei=kxQBTY7BL9CW4galwJD0Ag&oei=hBQBTd2WD4nIhAfY5oHuBw&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=37&ved=1t:429,r:25,s:34&biw=1899&bih=824" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">job too.

. What a job. There's a clip somewhere where he speaks of people having to fluff up his hair and cover his wrinkles.

Oh. It was in That Paper.

Sorry I made a typo, I meant <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=1.bp.blogspot.com/_Cz7KMKqziYk/S1jnb8yjQMI/AAAAAAAABXg/a0gHJ6Aw9DY/s640/S8Ep500405.jpg&imgrefurl=allthingsrarmitage.blogspot.com/2010/01/richard-armitage-lucas-north-mentioned.html&usg=__AkhaRHqOkcxo7Y7QsifdRDWT3dM=&h=360&w=640&sz=42&hl=en&start=32&zoom=1&tbnid=8aDdB6wItcM0bM:&tbnh=107&tbnw=191&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dlucas%2Bnorth%2Bkiss%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26rlz%3D1R2ACAW_enGB392%26biw%3D1899%26bih%3D824%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C522&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=1573&vpy=477&dur=172&hovh=168&hovw=300&tx=207&ty=91&ei=gRYBTeDOLcL24AbU9JH0Ag&oei=dBYBTY_NBNO3hAebv_HtBw&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=36&ved=1t:429,r:17,s:32&biw=1899&bih=824" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this job!

That is not a job, Stripey. It is a vocation. My vocation.

If you blur your eyes a bit, it could be me ten years ago.

Phew. Mr Thornton is mine, all mine.

On yer bike Stripey - that position is filled!

Did he scream too, Missy?

Ahem. All posts of bath wench up at t'castle have now been filled. so don't try any funny business. Unless of course you are aiming for the Big Time and want to work for the Sheriff.

Eh?

When you told him he was yours, all yours, Missy.

Has this position yet been filled?

Ah. I think the sound effects are, ahem, private and not to be shared, Holly.

Blimey, Missy - what's come over you this evening?

I bet they got lots of volunteers for doing the flowers, and being on the bring and buy stalls etc. at Dibley.

I am liking the plan to nobble his make-up artist

I think Mr Lovelace has corrupted us all today, MrsLNPD