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I’m a 50 yo woman with grey hair, an expanding waist, a sore vagina and a love of Ozark. AMA

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Hucklead · 03/05/2022 17:40

I’m sure that you want to know many, many things about me!

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WeDontShutUpAboutBruno · 03/05/2022 17:42

Would you rather have a fight with 50 duck sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck?

Hucklead · 03/05/2022 17:45

WeDontShutUpAboutBruno · 03/05/2022 17:42

Would you rather have a fight with 50 duck sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck?

Brilliant question. One horse sized duck. At least I would be able to keep tabs on it, distract it with bread and lure it into the garage.

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ShitHair · 03/05/2022 17:46

Would you rather fuck a goat and no one would ever find out about it, or have everyone think you fucked a goat when you didn't?

Haha. Someone asked me that on the bus once!

TheYearOfSmallThings · 03/05/2022 17:47

Is Ozark one of those shows that is going to get tied up within a reasonable amount of time, or will it be one of the ones that limps on as viewing figures decline and then has an unconvincing ending, or none at all?

NellesVilla · 03/05/2022 17:48

Well, that’s a fab profile for your OLD, OP.

You sound absolutely irresistible!!

Hucklead · 03/05/2022 17:48

ShitHair · 03/05/2022 17:46

Would you rather fuck a goat and no one would ever find out about it, or have everyone think you fucked a goat when you didn't?

Haha. Someone asked me that on the bus once!

I would rather stick a pin in my eye than be too near a goat’s nether regions. Luckily I am too old to give a fuck what anyone thinks about me!

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Hucklead · 03/05/2022 17:49

TheYearOfSmallThings · 03/05/2022 17:47

Is Ozark one of those shows that is going to get tied up within a reasonable amount of time, or will it be one of the ones that limps on as viewing figures decline and then has an unconvincing ending, or none at all?

I hope it goes on for ever but there are only so many main characters left to shoot.

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Hucklead · 03/05/2022 17:50

NellesVilla · 03/05/2022 17:48

Well, that’s a fab profile for your OLD, OP.

You sound absolutely irresistible!!

I do consider myself a catch!😍

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AgnesNaismith · 03/05/2022 17:51

I couldn’t get into Ozark - how many episodes did it take you? Shall I try again?

Hope your vag gets better soon.

Tothepoint99 · 03/05/2022 17:51

ShitHair · 03/05/2022 17:46

Would you rather fuck a goat and no one would ever find out about it, or have everyone think you fucked a goat when you didn't?

Haha. Someone asked me that on the bus once!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

MayorDusty · 03/05/2022 17:52

What is your favourite recreational drug?

Hucklead · 03/05/2022 17:54

AgnesNaismith · 03/05/2022 17:51

I couldn’t get into Ozark - how many episodes did it take you? Shall I try again?

Hope your vag gets better soon.

I was hooked by the first episode so I wouldn’t bother! I tried to do the first episode of Game of Thrones about four times as I wanted to love it. As my gran said, ‘what’s for you won’t go by you’.

Fab (female) doctor has prescribed Estriol. I’m optimistic!

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Hucklead · 03/05/2022 17:54

MayorDusty · 03/05/2022 17:52

What is your favourite recreational drug?

Caffeine and my husband. I think I’m addicted to both.

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BusySittingDown · 03/05/2022 17:55

Would you rather have toes for fingers or fingers for toes?

Crucible · 03/05/2022 17:55

Jason Bateman is a brilliant actor. And I'm not just saying that because I absolutely definitely would.

Thoughts?

cushioncovers · 03/05/2022 17:56

What one physical thing from your twenties would you get back if you could? I'm torn between my figure and my joints not aching.

JaninaDuszejko · 03/05/2022 17:56

Are you invisible?

spotcheck · 03/05/2022 17:59

Any recipes for Pork loin? I'm struggling

Hucklead · 03/05/2022 17:59

BusySittingDown · 03/05/2022 17:55

Would you rather have toes for fingers or fingers for toes?

Easy. Fingers for toes. I’d never have to bend down again. I can’t imagine anyone would choose the other, and if they did they’d be wrong.

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Hucklead · 03/05/2022 18:00

Crucible · 03/05/2022 17:55

Jason Bateman is a brilliant actor. And I'm not just saying that because I absolutely definitely would.

Thoughts?

I agree on all levels. I have a pig doorstop called Marty Byrd.

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Hucklead · 03/05/2022 18:01

cushioncovers · 03/05/2022 17:56

What one physical thing from your twenties would you get back if you could? I'm torn between my figure and my joints not aching.

My waist. I do miss it. I could even cope better with achey joints if my clothes fastened in the middle.

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Shunter350 · 03/05/2022 18:02

TheYearOfSmallThings · 03/05/2022 17:47

Is Ozark one of those shows that is going to get tied up within a reasonable amount of time, or will it be one of the ones that limps on as viewing figures decline and then has an unconvincing ending, or none at all?

Think this is the final season of Ozark?

Hucklead · 03/05/2022 18:02

JaninaDuszejko · 03/05/2022 17:56

Are you invisible?

Absolutely not! Never been invisible in my life.
I am loud, funky and very funny 😁

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Hucklead · 03/05/2022 18:04

spotcheck · 03/05/2022 17:59

Any recipes for Pork loin? I'm struggling

Not a recipe, but a tip.
Life is too short to think about pork loin. Just bung it in the oven with olive oil and sea salt. Serve with roasties, kale and apple sauce. And Pinot Grigio.

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Hucklead · 03/05/2022 18:05

Shunter350 · 03/05/2022 18:02

Think this is the final season of Ozark?

Yep. I think a Season 4 Part 2 indicates more finality than Season 5.

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