I’m sure that you want to know many, many things about me!
AMA
I’m a 50 yo woman with grey hair, an expanding waist, a sore vagina and a love of Ozark. AMA
Hucklead · 03/05/2022 17:40
nilpois · 03/05/2022 19:09
Would you rather eat ice cream flavour poo or poo
flavoured ice cream?
Also will you be my best friend? You're brilliant!
nilpois · 03/05/2022 19:09
Would you rather eat ice cream flavour poo or poo
flavoured ice cream?
Also will you be my best friend? You're brilliant!
IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 03/05/2022 19:10
Do you want to be my friend?
EhDelVice · 03/05/2022 19:12
Have you ever seen a ghost?
If a ghost saw you, what would you like it to witness you doing?
WellThatsMeScrewed · 03/05/2022 19:18
50!!! Sorry didn’t mean to add 9 years
Snog · 03/05/2022 19:20
What is the worst accident you have ever had?
And what careers advice would you have given to your 14 year old self?
DownToTheSeaAgain · 03/05/2022 19:24
If you had the choice of half a day of peace and quiet or half an hour of Brad Pitt* to do whatever you wanted in/with which would you choose and why?
*insert your choice of eye candy as appropriate
Terriblecreature · 03/05/2022 19:26
Nope, genuine comment
Hucklead · 03/05/2022 18:58
I hope there is no sarcasm in there!
Terriblecreature · 03/05/2022 18:47
You sound like an absolute hoot!
GalactatingGoddess · 03/05/2022 19:39
What advice would you give a near 30 year old woman?
Also, any ideas on how I can stop eating junk and shift 21 lbs? No one else seems to be able to help (including myself 😂)
bigbeautifulmonster · 03/05/2022 19:43
Who wouldn't chose the latter??? 😂
BusySittingDown · 03/05/2022 17:55
Would you rather have toes for fingers or fingers for toes?
KimWexlersPonyTail · 03/05/2022 20:10
Currently sitting hear with my also completely dead fanjo watching the utterly brilliant Ozark
ZenNudist · 03/05/2022 20:29
Are you representative of all of mumsnet ever? If not, WHY NOT?
A580Hojas · 03/05/2022 20:32
What makes you funky and funny?
CaptainCorellisXylophone · 03/05/2022 20:47
@Hucklead This thread has cracked me up! Tell your OH he's a lucky man.
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AgnesNaismith · 03/05/2022 17:51
I couldn’t get into Ozark - how many episodes did it take you? Shall I try again?
Hope your vag gets better soon.
TangMustang · 03/05/2022 20:47
Have you seen Breaking Bad? If yes, which was your favourite episode?
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