I am a Mumsnet expert AMA!
nuttybiscuit · 21/03/2022 00:13
I am officially well endowed with the knowledge.
Vintagecreamandcottagepie · 21/03/2022 00:19
What IS the perfect age gap?
Is 34 too ancient to have a baby?
Time40 · 21/03/2022 00:24
Does it harm washing if it gets darked on?
Will we go to Hell if we own a loo brush?
AgathaMystery · 21/03/2022 00:31
Is the penis beaker washed by hand or AIBU to put it in the dishwasher?
Smokeahontas · 21/03/2022 00:49
AIBU? Well I don’t think I am so I’ll just ignore what you say anyway and flounce.
Fernsinthegarden · 21/03/2022 00:54
All the above and exactly what DOES a massive salad consist of?
TimmyHos · 21/03/2022 00:55
He's mad because I told him not to do t-rex in the shop but he said to tell him and sharon agrees AIBU
nuttybiscuit · 21/03/2022 01:15
you Will go to hell if you own a loo brush, i am so sorry.
I snap and fart frequently, it is unfortunate.Accept this and life won't feel quite so harsh. I promise.
T Rex in the shop is a criminal offence.
Lemon drizzle is acceptable but not sacrosanct. Whomsoever stresses this is suspect.
When stretching a chicken one must know where to stop.
Toilet brushes are satan's friend.
KloppsTeeth · 21/03/2022 01:19
What angle is best to display a stunt pineapple? Should they be upright, or at an angle in a fruit bowl? Please advise oh wise one.
Fernsinthegarden · 21/03/2022 01:32
On its very own hand carved marble plinth surely?
nuttybiscuit · 21/03/2022 02:38
The elderly Korean lady in my garden is serving Pom Bears to my staff atop my very own marble plinth.
How do you proles know?
fridaRose · 21/03/2022 02:56
Some of these are so boring already.
The chicken, washing darkened on, toilet brush. Waiting on a question about an ensuite. Yawn.
HopingForMyRainbowBaby · 21/03/2022 04:17
Have you ever screamed at the Sistine chapel?
sashh · 21/03/2022 06:02
Can you list the things that are so vile the only response is to LTB?
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