I’m in your house

[Inulcero]

I’m in your house. Ask me anything.
AMA

Gonna open the wine, then?

Where’s DD’s book from Father Christmas?

Whereabouts in my house are you?

Fancy doing some cleaning?

Could you please empty the dishwasher

Can you make me some cheese on toast and take the recycling out please?

I’m sorry about all the mess.

My cctv hasn't picked you up coming in! How did you get here?

While you're here could you give the bathrooms a clean please?! I really can't be bothered.
Oh and the dusting too!

Why do my sons put their plates next to the dishwasher rather than IN the dishwasher?

so many requests and I tire easily

Are the kids asleep yet?

Do you like my new pyjamas?

And, can you do plumbing by any chance?

Where did that long sleeved top go?

Wearing it atm

I am ill - would you mind please emptying and filling the dishwasher as my teens won’t do it.

I have guests coming tomorrow.
Can you wake me at 8am please? I am too lazy to set the alarm clock. Thank you!

I out chalk somewhere safe last year ready to chalk the door for the epiphany. Ive checked every drawer. I cannot find it. My house has not been blessed. Where is the chalk?!?!

Can you pour me another gin....you must be a man then if you tire easily after too many questions 🙄

So it was you who left that gruesome, appalling stench in the downstairs cloakroom? And don't you know what a (whisper it, since this is MN!) toilet brush is for?

How the fuck did you get in here?

Can you wash my dishes?

@tracyMosby what is chalking the door for epiphany? That isn't something I've heard of before.

Are you Mystery Man?