@Matterti
I love this thread, really made me laugh. If you could tell your owner to stop doing one thing, what would it be?
To stop making me be 'friends' with bloody Coca who lives opposite. I don't like her. I don't want to go for walks with her and I
do not want her to come in
my house because she can't be left for one bloody mi Ute incase she gets 'anxious'. She's not anxious she's playing her humans like a kipper and knows full well if she comes round here she gets given my special treats from the nice shop by the sea. They're
my treats and it's not fair that she gets them. She also killed by most favourite toy - it's a pig and I
love pigs. She killed it! My mum says not to worry and she'll see him up but he's still sitting on the shelf of doom
not sewn up and missing his squeaker - which Missy bloody Coca took! I saw her human slide it into her bag! Mum didn't see it, although I think she's going off Tania anyway because she borrowed mum's special trifle bowl in the summer and still hasn't given it back.