I'm a dog AMA

[TonytheDog]

Woof woof woof 🐕

@IWasHotInTheNineties

Hello dog.

I like dogs more than humans.

Woooof wooof woof woof Wuff Wuff 😀

My beloved Jack Russell has gone over the rainbow bridge but when he was here he was a little bugger. Can you tell me why I could call him for 15 minutes out on a walk and he wouldn't hear me but could hear the rustling of a food wrapper at 200 paces ?

Keep it on the QT but ....... we're going to take over the world.

When is this scheduled for, please? Any chance you could make it soon? It’s not going so well with humans in charge.

@MissLucyEyelesbarrow

I know it was you who stole one of my hiking socks. Where is it?

👀 🧦 😬

@GCAcademic

Keep it on the QT but ....... we're going to take over the world.

When is this scheduled for, please? Any chance you could make it soon? It’s not going so well with humans in charge.

Well obviously I have to keep it under my (metaphorical) hat but ..... very soon. The humans are doing a fucking shit job so we're ramping it up. I've even got myself a computer and I'm learning typing 🐕 💻 . I think we'll do better than that fella with the funny hair. You'd think someone would take him to the groomers?

@TheDogsMother

My beloved Jack Russell has gone over the rainbow bridge but when he was here he was a little bugger. Can you tell me why I could call him for 15 minutes out on a walk and he wouldn't hear me but could hear the rustling of a food wrapper at 200 paces ?

I'm very sorry about your dog. He'll be in the neverland of dogs causing havoc with all my old friends.

I'm sorry to say it but he could hear you when you called he was just doing something more interesting. Apparently it's similar to asking small humans to go and get ready for bed. My mum knows they've heard but they don't go and get ready for bed. If she opens the After Eights though they're like a herd of wilderbeast stomping down the stairs.

Thank you Tony. I suspected as much 🤣🤣

Hi Tony My question is. Who's a good boy? Are you a good boy?

Who let the dogs out?

@TheWeeDonkey

Hi Tony My question is. Who's a good boy? Are you a good boy?

I'm a really good boy. Except today when I rolled in fox 🦊 💩. Mum's a bit cross 😬🙄

@runningfromtheoutlaws

Who let the dogs out?

Derek let the dogs out. I don't like Derek.

@TonytheDog what type of dog are you?

How can I explain to my doggo that Richmond vegan sausages are not what he thinks they are 🤔