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I’m a CF AMA!!

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CFofCFFFFFS · 07/09/2021 22:20

As the title suggests, I’m such a “CF” that I’ve dedicated a whole thread about myself.

Feel that now is the time to be open and honest, and accept questions from the general public.

So….Ask me anything!!!

Peace out!Halo

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Bigfatpicnic · 07/09/2021 22:22

What’s your biggest CF moment?

Bontanics · 07/09/2021 22:28

Do you know where the AMA board is?

ttcforthesecondtime · 07/09/2021 22:30

How bored are you?

purpledagger · 07/09/2021 22:31

Do you know you are a CF or so you just have a sense of entitlement?

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CFofCFFFFFS · 07/09/2021 22:34

This week off the top of my head I’ve parked in my neighbours allocated parking space because I have builders in, I haven’t asked my neighbours if that’s ok…I just wait until they’ve gone to work and park there until they come back later and moan at me. Such fun!
Asked my other neighbour if I could borrow their rib opener 3 days ago, still haven’t returned it. Maybe I won’t #thuglife.

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CFofCFFFFFS · 07/09/2021 22:35

@Bontanics

Do you know where the AMA board is?
I’m imagining Aladdin, a magic carpet (I can be Jasmine, obvs!) and you serenading me “ I can shoooooow you the world, do you know where the AMA board is” It’s magical. Goosebumps!
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CFofCFFFFFS · 07/09/2021 22:37

@ttcforthesecondtime

How bored are you?
On a scale of 1-100? 100 being so bored, that your posting with an alias name to entertain yourself? Yeah there….
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Cheeeesecake · 07/09/2021 22:38

Can I have my lawnmower back

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CFofCFFFFFS · 07/09/2021 22:38

@purpledagger

Do you know you are a CF or so you just have a sense of entitlement?
I believe everybody has a purpose in life. My purpose is to enjoy the entitlement life offers me.
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PearlyRising · 07/09/2021 22:38

ha ha, I was wondering if you recognised yourself. Maybe you'd brought your children to pat a horse.

Hiphopopotamus · 07/09/2021 22:39

Did you have a nice holiday in Mexico?

ImitationofBeing · 07/09/2021 22:40

Did you wee in the neighbours swimming pool that you used whenever they went out or on hols?

GreenTortoise · 07/09/2021 22:40

'Peace out' 'thug life' 🤮

MrsCatE · 07/09/2021 22:43

Can I have the keys to my imaginary holiday home back (no ‘dis’ to OP of truthful Mexican House Thief). Word #thuglife

duckfilledfattypuss · 07/09/2021 22:43

Rib opener? What's going to happen if they need to do open heart surgery? Shock

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CFofCFFFFFS · 07/09/2021 22:43

@Cheeeesecake

Can I have my lawnmower back
Ahhhh, I’ve been meaning to message you! Fancy agreeing to let me come into your garage uninvited, to take your lawn mower and then use it…halfway through using it….it completely dies!! Honestly, I hope it’s still under warranty! Such an inconvenience, I’ll have to go out and borro- sorry buy one now to finish the job!!!
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CFofCFFFFFS · 07/09/2021 22:46

@PearlyRising

ha ha, I was wondering if you recognised yourself. Maybe you'd brought your children to pat a horse.
Took my children to Zoo. It closed at 6pm, I arrived at 5:45pm and despite my children crying and trying to climb into the monkey enclosure, they wouldn’t let us stay! Fools!
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CFofCFFFFFS · 07/09/2021 22:48

@Hiphopopotamus

Did you have a nice holiday in Mexico?
Yes! A few wonderful “free” Air B&B’s if you play your cards right! Stick with me, my friend!!
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ACPC · 07/09/2021 22:48

Have you ever wore white to a wedding?

Totallydefeated · 07/09/2021 22:48

You need to get your Ranger off my land.

and your bin out of my parking space.

Can you tell me, oh cheeky one, what leads you to believe you’re entitled to use my property to park your goods in?

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CFofCFFFFFS · 07/09/2021 22:49

@ImitationofBeing

Did you wee in the neighbours swimming pool that you used whenever they went out or on hols?
Yes!!! Even more fun when they added the special dye that detects urine and changes colour! Dodge the shadows everyone!!
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CFofCFFFFFS · 07/09/2021 22:50

@GreenTortoise

'Peace out' 'thug life' 🤮
Incredible CF behaviour retching and vomiting all over my thread! Would you like a tissue for your issue my dear?
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forinborin · 07/09/2021 22:51

Can you please collect your kids now? You forgot to after that playdate we had in Nov 2020.
Hope I am not terribly rude Blush

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CFofCFFFFFS · 07/09/2021 22:52

@MrsCatE

Can I have the keys to my imaginary holiday home back (no ‘dis’ to OP of truthful Mexican House Thief). Word #thuglife
I need a bit more notice as I have to quickly nip to the key cutters after the “big shop”. Can’t believe you’ve given me an hours notice! People do have lives you know!!
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CFofCFFFFFS · 07/09/2021 22:56

@duckfilledfattypuss

Rib opener? What's going to happen if they need to do open heart surgery? Shock
The only heart surgery going on round here is that Brenda down the roads’s got that quadruple heart bypass next Monday. I’ve offered to feed her cats and water her plants. I’ve copied her keys, I’ve renamed the cat Jeff and I’ve intercepted her ASDA shop. Got a weeks worth of Vienetta and Pom Bears now. Might eat them in her bed….under the covers!
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